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Mexican Words of the Day

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PirateKing

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Brief
My homie farted bad that I couldn't brief.

Cashew
I tried running after you but I couldn't cashew!

soda
My vieja likes to get freeky and Sodas her sister!
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Re: Share a joke
One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.

It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." "Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged. "But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

"Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me." Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang... "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
:rofl: to true, to true...
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
How many mesicans dos it take to escrew in a litebulb?

Juan :D
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Hurricane

"I'm going to go talk to her,"

"You idiot, you can't score with her."

"Maybe not with her, but with hurricane"

:dunno:
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
Judo

Don't get in a fight with me because judo know if I have a knife, judo know if I have a gun, judo know what I have!
 
Mexican word of the day...

Juicy

Hey vato I will roll da joint, and ju tell me if "juicy" da cops.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Code
"I knows eets a spring but, a dios mio, eets code outside!"

Chop
"I go to da Chop Rite to buy a Roz con Pollio"

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alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
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