Metal Fail.

[Demosteles]

Ok, I've seen a lot of "The Best" threads. So let's do the opposite here.

- Shitty performance?
- Posers?
- Awful cover song?

- A Real Metal Fail!

Post all of your links!

Let's start with Europe - The Final Countdown. (Cover Song)

Enjoy!(?)

http://www.chilloutzone.to/video/its-the-final-countdown.html

Another One
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu6cQ_Vwpe4

 

[Neutron66]

When the synthesizer is so predominant I don't even consider it metal.

 

[Warheart298]

When the synthesizer is so predominant I don't even consider it metal.

Yeah, this is totally NOT metal at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ3m2CrB_54

:moon:

EDIT: To contribute, here's an old video of Alexi Laiho fuckin up on stage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=109x5CawseM

 

[qwased]

Pretty much anything of Dragonforce live.

 

[Demosteles]

Death Metal Office Drumming?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJJHk4hSFB4

 

[feller469]

I love watching VH1 Classic's "Metal Mania" and they break out some Warrant acoustic video. it's 2am, I have a buzz and want to rock and some tune like "When the Children Cry" comes on. Get me a razor. Not for me but for the dumbass programming the channel

 

[BlueBalls]

This:
http://images3.makefive.com/images/200829/5100795166a9bbe6.jpg

 

[Demosteles]

Pretty much anything of Dragonforce live.

Dragonforce guitarist fall down.
look at 0:50! And the whole performance sucks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5MC_3_lylw

 

[biomech]

This:
http://images3.makefive.com/images/200829/5100795166a9bbe6.jpg

That brings back some memories; albeit bad ones.

 

[STDiva]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqvlwPn9eJk

 

[Demosteles]

Girls just want to have fun. (Cover Song)
Not bad at all but quite cheesy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98zIgmmBQzk

 

[Ainttalkinlove]

I dont think any of those groups really go around saying that they are metal. Theve probably all been labeled "metal" by others. besides the most metal thing you can do is your own thing and dont fucking conform to everyone elses mold. Metal was created by society's outcast (not the stupid rappers). Nowdays it seems like metal has become a conformist paradise of of elitist fuckheads who have become just like the elitist groups that they should all be standing against. The real posers are those who call others out for being so.



Now EMO is not metal its whining, and very much equivalent to the hairbands of the 80's its a flash in the pan.

 

[MEATSANDWICH287]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JxAanEiV5w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXO2AIZmDV8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP-J5LYPfrA

 

[JacknCoke]

Metal is an epic fail in its self. I can't put up with thatr thrash screaming BS...

 

[BDwestcoast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xcub7YxI98

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIhGjjMZvmg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8jg5pjvwjw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5YPiBx9MJs
Not metal but still hilarious

 

[JacknCoke]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xcub7YxI98

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIhGjjMZvmg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8jg5pjvwjw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5YPiBx9MJs
Not metal but still hilarious

The 3rd one down is hard to watch. As soon as the guitarist starts its just awful. Its a pretty simple song too...:crash::crash:

 

[lurkingdirk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8jg5pjvwjw

that is epic. so bad i have to share it with friends who will hate me for doing so. but they'll share it too. :eek:

 

[Demosteles]

Metal is an epic fail in its self. I can't put up with thatr thrash screaming BS...

 

[lurkingdirk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7wcyLrPqC4&feature=fvst

best. fail. ever.

 

[jasonk282]

I dont think any of those groups really go around saying that they are metal. Theve probably all been labeled "metal" by others. besides the most metal thing you can do is your own thing and dont fucking conform to everyone elses mold. Metal was created by society's outcast (not the stupid rappers). Nowdays it seems like metal has become a conformist paradise of of elitist fuckheads who have become just like the elitist groups that they should all be standing against. The real posers are those who call others out for being so.



Now EMO is not metal its whining, and very much equivalent to the hairbands of the 80's its a flash in the pan.

AMEN Spoken like a true Metal head. This is what metal is about doing your won thing. Thats why bands such as Pantera, Slayer, Kataklysim, Testment etc... have been around for a while they do their own thing. Metallica is one of them too, they completly bucked the trend and tried no things did it suck YES, but they did their own thing and they still kick any bands ass out there today.