[I hope you all enjoy this and I apologize if I left anyone out. I only wrote this as it went in my head to the tune of Twas the Night Before Christmas. I hope no is saddened if I left them out. If so... you get a lump of coal! How dare you point out my mistakes!!!]
Twas the Night Before Freeones Christmas
Twas the night before Freeones Christmas,
And all through the Freeones Site
Not a LurkingDirk was stirring,
Not even BlueBalls jacking.
All the OCSM stockings were hung,
by the men’s bathrooms with care.
In hopes that a member will soon
Jack off in them, sweet as ever in there
The members were nestled, in their binary beds
While visions of HillHopper, Hissexslave and Cutie,
Getting it on danced in their heads
And Maley and MiniD,
Continuing their modding.
Abusing their powers for sex,
From members such as Ezteban and GregC and sweet, adorable Smitty
Among others, who didn’t come forth, to be named
In my sweet Christmas writing serenade
When out in the Babes Thread,
Son of Onan, Milf Man, and Dom Margera
Continuing their postings of sweet, sweet women
In all their naked glory, sharing with the world
The likes of Teens, Matures, and everything else sweet in between
In Freeones Chat, of new fallen news and fun
Is Will E Worm, JasonK282 Hot Mega, MeesterPerfect, Hellraiser and Facial King
Sipping hot cocoa, discussing before their very eyes
Matters of the country, with a few laced bible scriptures
Until someone tore open a present!
And the arguments started of who did what and when.
Neolib, Neocon, whatever title, let us put all aside
And preciously get along, for there is a mistletoe
Silently hanging above all of you guys
Rey C and his cars, Andronicus Ry and his sports.
Skyraider coming up on his college hoops.
All decorating with Christmas wreaths on their side to play a little ball and a few laps
Beyond that, it is all fun and awesome
Especially now with members like PretoDragao, MontrealMan, and Grimey
Posting away, contributing, like there is going to be
A Freeones snow day
HeartBroker and ~~Whimsy~~ in the kitchen
Baking fresh Christmas cookies and goodies
For all the members to share and partake in
The sweet taste of sugar and sweets
Hopefully will, keep the members pleased
While under the watchful eye of ChefChiTown
L3ggy and Nichelle staying up excited, while playing their games
While Lungzyn is identifying-- all the reindeer babes
Keeping those satisfied by knowing who to stalk
From here on out, each and every day
STDiva, Born2Jizz, waiting patiently on Christmas Eve
For Jett to return with his photos and threats
If you are good you get photos of grain if you are naughty you get the pain
Oh! Joyous feeling, how it will be, to see his return
Why is it only seemingly once a year? Sadly, that is what it seems.
Bonezstorm, D-Rock, Paveman, ShayD, and Lachemo
All in the game thread, main and sub, alike
Sharing their fondness of variations of games, even some wrestling mixed in
Oh, how sweet, it is for us to all come together
Just like this, here we are, sharing passions and lexicon
Wholesome, joyous games, each and every day
With hints of Maildude, and his sardonic comments
Pretending to play games he beat
However they are fake, we will just let him keep thinking
He is a gamer, for this is the season, to be giving
DJCowboy slinging them games like the wild west
Oh what fun it is to lay to rest and beat a game!
Now JohnnyStyro, now Tittenman, now Goudah, Ben Jakinoff,
Turtle, and StanScratch and others! To the top of Funny Section, make us all laugh
Away, away! Keep spreading giggles and good times
The wintry season of mistletoes and cocoa
To make us feel warm and fuzzy inside
And in the twinkling, I espy PrimeGuy’s white haired beauty
Oh, how she is forever beauty snow
Porcelain skin and white hair, how I adore her so
Always giving a cow and occasional funny
What serenade it is, to see that sig
Oh what joy we have, where we come together
All dressed in avatars and sigs, head to toe
To glance at babes, celebs, news, and jokes!
For new members alike Grimey and few others
Most of all the Freeones Team, Members, and Staff and Mods
Thank you most of all, for making this site a living dream
Our eyes twinkle, smile merry and bring forth our joy
For Freeones is indeed better than any toy
With exceptions of fleshlights and dildos
But hey, this is the Christmas season…
The time of many toys for good boys and girls
For anyone I forgot, I am sorry.
See it is hard to keep in mind every member male and female alike
I am not Santa and know every name and boy and girl
I do my best, so please, enjoy my Night Before Freeones Christmas
In the end, we are all reading this, so I wrote it for ALL
So for all those who keep posting and hosting and toasting!
Those still around and those taking breaks
Do not feel left out, just know, I appreciate each and everyone of you!
Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good Night
HO HO HO!
Again: I hope you like it
Twas the Night Before Freeones Christmas
Twas the night before Freeones Christmas,
And all through the Freeones Site
Not a LurkingDirk was stirring,
Not even BlueBalls jacking.
All the OCSM stockings were hung,
by the men’s bathrooms with care.
In hopes that a member will soon
Jack off in them, sweet as ever in there
The members were nestled, in their binary beds
While visions of HillHopper, Hissexslave and Cutie,
Getting it on danced in their heads
And Maley and MiniD,
Continuing their modding.
Abusing their powers for sex,
From members such as Ezteban and GregC and sweet, adorable Smitty
Among others, who didn’t come forth, to be named
In my sweet Christmas writing serenade
When out in the Babes Thread,
Son of Onan, Milf Man, and Dom Margera
Continuing their postings of sweet, sweet women
In all their naked glory, sharing with the world
The likes of Teens, Matures, and everything else sweet in between
In Freeones Chat, of new fallen news and fun
Is Will E Worm, JasonK282 Hot Mega, MeesterPerfect, Hellraiser and Facial King
Sipping hot cocoa, discussing before their very eyes
Matters of the country, with a few laced bible scriptures
Until someone tore open a present!
And the arguments started of who did what and when.
Neolib, Neocon, whatever title, let us put all aside
And preciously get along, for there is a mistletoe
Silently hanging above all of you guys
Rey C and his cars, Andronicus Ry and his sports.
Skyraider coming up on his college hoops.
All decorating with Christmas wreaths on their side to play a little ball and a few laps
Beyond that, it is all fun and awesome
Especially now with members like PretoDragao, MontrealMan, and Grimey
Posting away, contributing, like there is going to be
A Freeones snow day
HeartBroker and ~~Whimsy~~ in the kitchen
Baking fresh Christmas cookies and goodies
For all the members to share and partake in
The sweet taste of sugar and sweets
Hopefully will, keep the members pleased
While under the watchful eye of ChefChiTown
L3ggy and Nichelle staying up excited, while playing their games
While Lungzyn is identifying-- all the reindeer babes
Keeping those satisfied by knowing who to stalk
From here on out, each and every day
STDiva, Born2Jizz, waiting patiently on Christmas Eve
For Jett to return with his photos and threats
If you are good you get photos of grain if you are naughty you get the pain
Oh! Joyous feeling, how it will be, to see his return
Why is it only seemingly once a year? Sadly, that is what it seems.
Bonezstorm, D-Rock, Paveman, ShayD, and Lachemo
All in the game thread, main and sub, alike
Sharing their fondness of variations of games, even some wrestling mixed in
Oh, how sweet, it is for us to all come together
Just like this, here we are, sharing passions and lexicon
Wholesome, joyous games, each and every day
With hints of Maildude, and his sardonic comments
Pretending to play games he beat
However they are fake, we will just let him keep thinking
He is a gamer, for this is the season, to be giving
DJCowboy slinging them games like the wild west
Oh what fun it is to lay to rest and beat a game!
Now JohnnyStyro, now Tittenman, now Goudah, Ben Jakinoff,
Turtle, and StanScratch and others! To the top of Funny Section, make us all laugh
Away, away! Keep spreading giggles and good times
The wintry season of mistletoes and cocoa
To make us feel warm and fuzzy inside
And in the twinkling, I espy PrimeGuy’s white haired beauty
Oh, how she is forever beauty snow
Porcelain skin and white hair, how I adore her so
Always giving a cow and occasional funny
What serenade it is, to see that sig
Oh what joy we have, where we come together
All dressed in avatars and sigs, head to toe
To glance at babes, celebs, news, and jokes!
For new members alike Grimey and few others
Most of all the Freeones Team, Members, and Staff and Mods
Thank you most of all, for making this site a living dream
Our eyes twinkle, smile merry and bring forth our joy
For Freeones is indeed better than any toy
With exceptions of fleshlights and dildos
But hey, this is the Christmas season…
The time of many toys for good boys and girls
For anyone I forgot, I am sorry.
See it is hard to keep in mind every member male and female alike
I am not Santa and know every name and boy and girl
I do my best, so please, enjoy my Night Before Freeones Christmas
In the end, we are all reading this, so I wrote it for ALL
So for all those who keep posting and hosting and toasting!
Those still around and those taking breaks
Do not feel left out, just know, I appreciate each and everyone of you!
Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good Night
HO HO HO!
Again: I hope you like it
