Meghan Markle Is Watching Prince Philip's Funeral From Home as She Was Hopeful to Be Able to Attend

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

"Hopeful to be able to attend" my foot. Everybody loves to attend their own ambush. Managing to get herself pregnant was a more cunning way to avoid a no-win situation. That was a pretty conservative window to ensure the old guy kicks. Not good for many points in the Ghoul Pool.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/meghan-markle-watching-prince-philips-133033500.html

Oprah wins as she drinks Royal Blood out of a Gold Chalice.

When will these two conspire to write a book together?

 

[gmase]

Hopefully the neighbors left her alone
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/police-called-prince-harry-meghan-213400917.html

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Hopefully the neighbors left her alone
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/police-called-prince-harry-meghan-213400917.html

I bet Meghan is the one who grabs the shotgun when somebody hears a funny noise. Prince Ginger hides under the bed with his Union Jack puckered.