"Meanest *** on planet" sells ***'s car

Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) -- Jane Hambleton has dubbed herself the "meanest *** on the planet."

After finding ******* in her ***'s car, she decided to sell the car and share her 19-year-old's misdeed with everyone -- by placing an ad in the local newspaper.

The ad reads: "OLDS 1999 Intrigue. Totally uncool parents who obviously don't love teenage ***, selling his car. Only driven for three weeks before snoopy *** who needs to get a life found ***** under front seat. $3,700/offer. Call meanest *** on the planet."

Hambleton has heard from people besides interested buyers since recently placing the ad in The Des Moines Register.

The 48-year-old from Fort Dodge says she has fielded more than 70 telephone calls from emergency room technicians, nurses, school counselors and even a Georgia man who wanted to congratulate her.

"The ad cost a fortune, but you know what? I'm telling people what happened here," Hambleton says. "I'm not just gonna put the car for resale when there's nothing wrong with it, except the driver made a dumb decision.

"It's overwhelming the number of calls I've gotten from people saying 'Thank you, it's nice to see a responsible parent.' So far there are no calls from anyone saying, 'You're really strict. You're real overboard, lady."'

The only critic is her ***, who Hambleton says is "very, very unhappy" with the ad and claims the ******* was left by a passenger.

Hambleton believes her *** but has decided mercy isn't the best policy in this case. She says she set two rules when she bought the car at Thanksgiving: No *****, and always keep it locked.

The car has been sold, but Hambleton says she will continue the ad for another week -- just for the feedback.

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