Masturbation Situation

[th3ant1chr1st]

We all masturbate/choke the chicken/jack off. Some of us have the luxury of privacy, some don't. share your stories of awkward or just outright funny masturbation situations. Here's mine: I live with roommates, 5 adults 5 children. I also share a room with one of the other adults so masturbation is a bit tricky. Normally I would handle my business in the bathroom but with a household of 11 and only 1 bathroom I really can't. So what I do is wait. I wait till my roommate falls asleep so I can milk my manhood under the covers. Sometimes I like to "live on the edge" and masturbate in the morning. My roommate constantly gets sleep paralysis so his half-awake struggling acts as an alarm. So how do you do it?

 

[Harley Spencer]

Have you caught any of your roommates in the act?

 

[th3ant1chr1st]

No, nor have I been caught.

 

[jod0565]

I can't say. It was too embarrassing, even for me. That's it.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Whoa you do live on the edge

Masturbating in the morning. That's too hardcore for me.

 

[th3ant1chr1st]

I can't say. It was too embarrassing, even for me. That's it.

Ahh come on, it can't be that bad. Back in high school (yes it was last year), I squeezed one out in the third row of my bro's Tahoe during a road trip.

 

[th3ant1chr1st]

Whoa you do live on the edge

Masturbating in the morning. That's too hardcore for me.

That was just for humor, if you want real edgy jack off scenarios I have some stories of that matter too that I'd be more than happy to share Lol good times

 

[BoboBrowne]

This isn't so much about me masturbating, or even masturbation at all, per say, but I remember walking in on my college roommate watching porn, and he WASN'T masturbating. Just watching. For some reason, I thought that was way weirder.

 

[grower_boy]

One time I was fucking a pillow when my dad walked in. That was fucking painful. Another time I was masturbating and my parents saw through a hole in the wall and I think they said something about it.

This isn't so much about me masturbating, or even masturbation at all, per say, but I remember walking in on my college roommate watching porn, and he WASN'T masturbating. Just watching. For some reason, I thought that was way weirder.

:1orglaugh

 

[th3ant1chr1st]

One time I was fucking a pillow when my dad walked in. That was fucking painful. Another time I was masturbating and my parents saw through a hole in the wall and I think they said something about it.



:1orglaugh

It sucks getting caught. I remember I got caught once and it was horrible. It was late and I was jacking off. I guess I just got tired and knocked out but anyways my mom walked in to the sight of me lying naked on the bed with Alexis Texas getting pounded POV style on my laptop.

 

[th3ant1chr1st]

This isn't so much about me masturbating, or even masturbation at all, per say, but I remember walking in on my college roommate watching porn, and he WASN'T masturbating. Just watching. For some reason, I thought that was way weirder.

Uh oh, that's weird? Guess I'm weird then cuz sometimes I just watch to watch. Occasionally, I just like to admire.