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Masturbate to A but imagine she's B

Have you ever encountered a porn actress who reminded you of someone? (Well, duh!) Someone with whom you've worked? Someone in your neighbourhood? An actress you can't see nude (because she's not in porn) but you wish you could?

Case in point: porn actress Aidra Fox looks like a young Kate Middleton. Long story short: you could jack off to Aidra but imagine it's Kate. The "match" to a porn actress need not be famous. I picked up my tax form at an office lately. The blond serving me was friendly and very pretty. As I walked out, I asked myself what porn actress matches her (roughly). My answer: Kayla Quinn.

Now, my other "matches":
Teri Weigel="Lana" on "Three's Company"
Jessa Rhodes=Carrie Underwood
Lichele Marie=Suzanne Somers
Monique Fuentes=Mexican hooker in the movie "Separate Vacations"
Diamond Foxx="Gloria Stivic" (Sally Struthers) on "All in the Family"
Giselle Mari OR Carrie Brooks OR Cassidey (all have nice brown skin and small tits)=actress Anna Maria Demara in the movie "The Haunting at Foster Cabin" (make sure you don't bother with a censored edit of this movie. I think the hot tub scene is around the 17-minute mark if it hasn't been edited out).
Becky Bandini=Mary Tyler Moore, Sandra Bullock, Gina Carano OR actress Teri Austen ("Knots Landing")
Brandi Love=Linda Evans (these are ROUGH matches. I'm sure if both got nude, Brandi would win by a mile).
Deauxma=Lynda Carter or Joyce DeWitt ("Three's Company") but you must imagine Joyce older with bigger tits
Ashley Winter=Erika Eleniak ("Baywatch")
Danika Mori="Sharon" (Kati Sharp) in "The Haunting at Foster Cabin"
Dee Williams=Connie Stevens
Savanna Samson=Cameron Diaz or Markie Post ("Night Court")
 
Lol, yes! For instance, Bridgette B is the closest I've found to Charlotte McKinney:

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