Man Vows To Masturbate In Every Starbucks Bathroom In NYC, Document Results

[Roald]

Good morning! As we all know, it's important to have goals in life. An area man who calls himself Mister PeePee has dedicated himself to exploring the unlimited erotic potential of the Starbucks bathroom. Starbucks Gossip says this gentleman has made a podcast [since removed?] describing his mission to masturbate in every Starbucks bathroom in New York City, and rate the results. That's over 298 rub outs! So which Starbucks is the best one for self-pleasuring? And why are guys so gross?


http://gothamist.com/2011/10/27/man_vows_to_masturbate_in_every_sta.php

 

[Red-hot]

Well if your going to do something you better do it 100 percent haha. What a hilarious goal to set, good luck to him haha.

 

[emceeemcee]

his parents must be so proud

 

[STDiva]

That's so bro.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Soooo, Dino Velvet is on the prowl, eh?

 

[Kingfisher]

Guess everyone has to have a hobby...

 

[Jack Davenport]

I believe Starbucks has grounds to seek a restraining order against him.

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Talk about good publicity for Starbucks. He must really LOVE their coffee.

 

[gunslingingbird]

BlueBalls must be on a world tour. First he makes sweet love to hooved courtesans in Zimbabwe, now he's beating off at Starbuck's in New York. Where will his adventures take him next?

 

[Jane Burgess]

Yuck. Whack your cock at home dude.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I wonder if he'll collect all the semen, and make a special, whipped latte style drink.

There's likely a market for that. I bet Starbucks could sell it.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I'd be willing to bet they're already doing that, Dirl. I think that's actually what chai contains.

 

[Will E Worm]

:nono: This is unsanitary. Humans are filthy. The majority of them.

I believe Starbucks has grounds to seek a restraining order against him.

:yesyes:

 

[D-rock]

This seem like something BlueBalls would do, except for needing to replace "in every Starbucks bathroom" with "every room in Buckingham Palace after he sneaks in".

 

[claydavis]

That's fucked up! I know Starbucks coffee sucks, but to go around and deface every Starbucks in NYC is a little much.

 

[StanScratch]

It brings a tear to my eyes when I read about a normal person pursuing his dream.

 

[LukeEl]

Hey as long as the dude stays away from Ye Olde Coffee Shoppes we're fine.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

That's fucked up! I know Starbucks coffee sucks, but to go around and deface every Starbucks in NYC is a little much.

Seriously!? You don't think Starbucks makes a good cup of coffee?