Good morning! As we all know, it's important to have goals in life. An area man who calls himself Mister PeePee has dedicated himself to exploring the unlimited erotic potential of the Starbucks bathroom. Starbucks Gossip says this gentleman has made a podcast [since removed?] describing his mission to masturbate in every Starbucks bathroom in New York City, and rate the results. That's over 298 rub outs! So which Starbucks is the best one for self-pleasuring? And why are guys so gross?
http://gothamist.com/2011/10/27/man_vows_to_masturbate_in_every_sta.php
http://gothamist.com/2011/10/27/man_vows_to_masturbate_in_every_sta.php