Man dies of morphine overdose while celebrating his clean **** test

Ace Boobtoucher

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Michael Edwin Berg wanted to celebrate. He had ****** his court-ordered **** test, deputies say, and it was time to party.

Berg, 23, and his friends partied through the night of Sept. 4 and into the next morning, ******** ***** and **** at various Mulberry houses and at a Plant City bar, the Polk County Sheriff's Office said.

Late in the evening they started sampling liquid morphine. Berg drank a shot glass full of the ****, witnesses told deputies. Thirteen hours later, friends found him dead.

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