Man cuts off his OWN penis and throws it from car window during wild police chase believing it would ‘save the world’

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Now that he's settled down, stabilized, and sedated I wonder what Tyson Gilbert of Tennessee is thinking right now.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/3588044/man-cuts-off-own-penis-throws-car-window/

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

Who did John Bobbitt see for reattachment?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Who did John Bobbitt see for reattachment?

I told my wife this police chase story. I mentioned he threw something out of the window but gave her 5 guesses. She ended up asking for another 5 guesses. After she used up the 10 I gave her a hint and allowed her another 5 guesses. She ended up asking for another 5 guesses. A few hours passed by as I narrowed things down further while granting more guesses but still no. Even after all the time, hints, and guesses more guesses were asked for. I gave up and just told her. She fell out of her chair and was shocked.

 

[VillellaMcMeans]

He probably wishing he didn't do drugs...they should have reported what drug he was on so other could avoid that drug...faaak🤮

 

[John_8581]

He couldn't have been completely naked. He had to have shoes or sneakers on. I did that once, (no I wasn't naked silly. I was wearing clothes. Though I was barefoot) - I started out on my car trip wearing flip flops. I decided to put them on the passenger seat and I tried driving barefoot. Your feet slip off the pedals from the get-go. I accelerated and I went about ten feet. My barefoot status stopped when I got to the stop sign. When I came to stop sign I just couldn't stop. I was finally able to slow down just enough and I quickly pulled over to the side of the road. I had to use both feet to stop and I had to press down hard on the brake pedal. I grabbed the flip flops and I put them on. No more slipping and sliding for me. It was totally insane. You have not control.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

He probably did make the world better. At least this fucktard won't be reproducing.

 

[gmase]

He is probably thinking of this song: