Make **** Up ABout a Place You've Never Been

[mokbel69]

I also heard these;

In Wales, they do scientific research on the Japanese.

In Scotland, they have the largest spiders on earth but luckily they are non-poisoneous. They also happen to produce a delightful sound if you hold them under one arm and squeeze them gently.

In India, they **** telemarketers and taxi drivers.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Any women remark about the kitchen yet?

 

[John_8581]

I hear when you order milk in a restaurant in France, they bring the cow to your table.

Don't tell Mr. Creosote * that!! :eek: ... :rofl2: ....

* Terry Jones in The Meaning of Life

 

[jointsmoker612]

Has anyone made the case as of why europeans all have fucked up teeth? I mean why is that? Europe doesn't have dentists?

 

[mokbel69]

China produces the best drivers in the world.

 

[bobjustbob]

In the USA we say "You're welcome" after being thanked. In France they say "Get out of my country you filthy pig."

 

[alkidder]

The last house on the left is actually on the right.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Malta.

 

[tartanterrier]

:eek: I recently found out that not all women in Brazil are women.

And there was me thinking they had enormous clits too :eek:

 

[D-rock]

Italy and Greece invented sex...it just wasn't with women.

Scandinavia's viking ancestors were very pleasant people that pillaged only so they would have an excuse to go somewhere warmer.

 

[Roald]

I hear people in finland like to **** puppies with shovels and don't shave their armpits...

eeeew.

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Has anyone made the case as of why europeans all have fucked up teeth? I mean why is that? Europe doesn't have dentists?

thats in England!

 

[gunslingingbird]

I hear people in finland like to **** puppies with shovels and don't shave their armpits...

Who doesn't shave a puppy's armpits after ******* it with a shovel? That's very unrefined.

 

[Chopper3000]

I think Regina was just trying to flatter you.

If you wander down Damrak in Amsterdam I think you will find inspection of **** is the least of your worries.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I heard that in the mystical land of Tennessee that once every four years, on the second Tuesday of August, that the Illuminati and Free Masons meet in a secluded wooded area to discuss their secret stockpiles of unicorns, bigfoots, unobtainium, and flying cars. They also have fondue.

 

[Chopper3000]

I heard that in the mystical land of Tennessee that once every four years, on the second Tuesday of August, that the Illuminati and Free Masons meet in a secluded wooded area to discuss their secret stockpiles of unicorns, bigfoots, unobtainium, and flying cars. They also have fondue.

I'd like to go to that. I hear the Loch Ness ******* is special guest this year.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I'd like to go to that. I hear the Loch Ness ******* is special guest this year.

No I'm no... uh, I mean No, HE'S not!

Say, you got tree fiddy you can lend me?

 

[Jeep!]

No I'm no... uh, I mean No, HE'S not!

Say, you got tree fiddy you can lend me?

I just gave you a dollar last week!

 

[D-rock]

California is the most down to Earth and keeping it real place in the US.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I heard that in the mystical land of Tennessee that once every four years, on the second Tuesday of August, that the Illuminati and Free Masons meet in a secluded wooded area to discuss their secret stockpiles of unicorns, bigfoots, unobtainium, and flying cars. They also have fondue.

I don't know what the Illuminati do, but we meet once a year at the Masonic Auditorium at 1111 California in San Francisco. It's called the Annual Communication.

 

[mokbel69]

In Italy, if someone loses a hand or an arm, they are no longer able to communicate with another person verbally.

In Alabama, it is against the law to marry someone outside of your ******. Outside of the human race is ok though.

In Texas, they ask questions first, confirm the story and only shoot when it's the very last resort.