Maintain a Mistress Better Than Tiger

[HELLRAISER]

This is why it's not smart to get married to begin with if you're going to cheat on your spouse by fornicating with escorts, hookers, one night stands, sluts and hoodrats

http://www.mademan.com/maintain-mistress-better-tiger/

 

[tartanterrier]

With a name like Tiger Woods I'm surprised nobody saw him coming

 

[Alyssa Rose]

With a name like Tiger Woods I'm surprised nobody saw him coming

HAHAH that so does sound like a porn name!


But what a stupid stupid article. Seriously. :lame:

 

[titsrock]

^
The key word I read was MISTRESS, not MISTRESSES. Tiger basically bit off more than he could chew and got whacked.

I think it makes it sounds so "easy" that I wonder if a few dudes who read it will give it a shot :dunno:

 

[Alyssa Rose]

What I think is funny is that this site gives a step by step manual on how to cheat on your wife (or g/f) yet they have another article claiming that 'it sucks to be cheated on' and how women are so horrible for doing so. Hmm double standard much?

 

[feller469]

just covering their bases. I love how Tiger said he went against his values. When you have multiple affairs and one lasts over 2 years, your values are to cheat.

 

[Hot Mega]

With a name like Tiger Woods I'm surprised nobody saw him coming

"nobody"?? If "nobody" saw Tiger coming (sans his wife) he Woodn't be in this mess.:2 cents:

This is why it's not smart to get married to begin with if you're going to cheat on your spouse by fornicating with escorts, hookers, one night stands, sluts and hoodrats

http://www.mademan.com/maintain-mistress-better-tiger/

How hard is it to fuck a chick, not get emotionally attached (ESPECIALLY when you're fucking more than one!!!) and not do stuff like leave voicemails, emails, text messages, smoke signals or none of that dumb shit??? ESPECIALLY when you're one of the most well known people in the known universe and you're FILTHY fucking rich???? I'm really, fucking Klaatu and Gort know who Tiger Woods is.....

"I'm not going to leave my wife, we fuck because you're hot, I have oceans of money which means you're probably going to have a nice time while we're at it....can you roll with that or not?"

"Meet me here...I will be there at this time if you're not there by this time see you next time...this fucking message will self destruct in 10 seconds (you now have 5 left)."

HAHAH that so does sound like a porn name!

Yeah, that is a helluva porn name but honestly, his father should have probably nicknamed him "Cheetah".:o

 

[nelmes69]

Someone give Tiger a spade so he dig himself out of this mess. Or on second thoughts maybe a JCB would be better?

 

[AnnaMiller]

He should have married a swinger chic

 

[ed007]

He should have married a swinger chic

true. :hatsoff: but most men don't want to marry a swinger. we just want to have a bit of fun with them.