Magazines that should be real

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Cookie monster should enter into Keebler Elves Clinic for his bakery addiction.

Gonzo just needs to buy Camilla a 4 million dollar ring.

Fozzie Bear should so PSA commercial for anti-drugs and alcohol abuse, 6 months in rehab, and go to that muppet Dr. Drew.

Miss Piggy should just lose weight and stop being a bitch. I mean, come on... She's a filthy pig!

Oh, and the muppets should kill all the humans that are on their street. It's only a matter of time before the white man runs them out of the neighborhood and turn their block into a shopping center.
 
Now that would be one hell of a sensationalistic mag.
 
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