Cookie monster should enter into Keebler Elves Clinic for his bakery addiction.
Gonzo just needs to buy Camilla a 4 million dollar ring.
Fozzie Bear should so PSA commercial for anti-drugs and alcohol abuse, 6 months in rehab, and go to that muppet Dr. Drew.
Miss Piggy should just lose weight and stop being a bitch. I mean, come on... She's a filthy pig!
Oh, and the muppets should kill all the humans that are on their street. It's only a matter of time before the white man runs them out of the neighborhood and turn their block into a shopping center.