At work, my buddy and I constantly rip on each other's ***. This ranges from "yeah dude, I had to use the jaws of life to get my dick out of her" to short one-line songs. Not one to be outdone...I present the following.
To anyone who has played (and beaten) the game Portal. You know the song "Still Alive."
I made 2 verses of lyrics as a parody directed right at his ***. So, hopefully you can sing along if you know the melody or maybe you can find the song on Youtube to get an idea of how these lyrics will sound. The verses go off what would be the ending of the song.
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I'm fucking your ******
She screamed so loud, I nearly went deaf
Like a flash bang just exploded near me
I got a hearing aide
Because I lost some high frequency
Now the hearing aide lets me hear all her groans and her moans
But there's no sense ****** over every mistake
And the hearing aide I'm wearing ain't too little too late
And my fucking days aren't done
She still sucks up all my cum
And always in the bed wanting more
I'm not even angry
I guess that I'll wear ear plugs next time
It is great that they're so inexpensive
Just like your ******
Who says "twenty bucks will last all night"
Spreads her legs and damn I guess that woman ain't very tight
But I'm not complaining 'cause it's your ***, you see
And I got her on Monday when it's "buy one get one free"
And my friend you have not lived
Till a blowjob that she gives
And with her you are entertained
And when she sucks my cock, I'm
Entertained
And when she licks my dick, I'm
Entertained
And when I'm fucking her, I'm
Entertained
And now I'm going to sing:
"Entertained"
Entertained
Entertained
*************
So? Rate it on a scale of 1 - 10!!!
To anyone who has played (and beaten) the game Portal. You know the song "Still Alive."
I made 2 verses of lyrics as a parody directed right at his ***. So, hopefully you can sing along if you know the melody or maybe you can find the song on Youtube to get an idea of how these lyrics will sound. The verses go off what would be the ending of the song.
**************************
I'm fucking your ******
She screamed so loud, I nearly went deaf
Like a flash bang just exploded near me
I got a hearing aide
Because I lost some high frequency
Now the hearing aide lets me hear all her groans and her moans
But there's no sense ****** over every mistake
And the hearing aide I'm wearing ain't too little too late
And my fucking days aren't done
She still sucks up all my cum
And always in the bed wanting more
I'm not even angry
I guess that I'll wear ear plugs next time
It is great that they're so inexpensive
Just like your ******
Who says "twenty bucks will last all night"
Spreads her legs and damn I guess that woman ain't very tight
But I'm not complaining 'cause it's your ***, you see
And I got her on Monday when it's "buy one get one free"
And my friend you have not lived
Till a blowjob that she gives
And with her you are entertained
And when she sucks my cock, I'm
Entertained
And when she licks my dick, I'm
Entertained
And when I'm fucking her, I'm
Entertained
And now I'm going to sing:
"Entertained"
Entertained
Entertained
*************
So? Rate it on a scale of 1 - 10!!!
