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SOME INTERESTING READINGS I FOUND ON THE WEB : HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY


Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a cunt (pussy) to their design.

First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it in-out.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGoy,
He touched and blessed it and said,you enjoy.

Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it,fucked it and called it a cunt.:hatsoff:
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
SOME INTERESTING READINGS I FOUND ON THE WEB : HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY


Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a cunt (pussy) to their design.

First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it in-out.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGoy,
He touched and blessed it and said,you enjoy.

Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it,fucked it and called it a cunt.:hatsoff:

To steal a line from Happy Gilmore...

"You're pretty sick Chubbs"
 
That was pretty funny! I hadn't heard it before. Though perhaps it should have gone in the jokes thread.:dunno:
 

member006

Closed Account
That was pretty funny! I hadn't heard it before. Though perhaps it should have gone in the jokes thread.:dunno:

I had never read it before either. It was a good read, very cute and thank you for sharing. I agree though, maybe better the funny section?

LL
 

slowhand

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First time I seen that good read.
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
I heard that before about 6 years ago. Funny poem
 
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