A man staggers into A&E with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife," he tells the doctor,
"when she sliced her ball into a field of cows. We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cow's arse. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!”
:rofl::rofl:
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife," he tells the doctor,
"when she sliced her ball into a field of cows. We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cow's arse. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!”
:rofl::rofl:
