Lohan blames dad for stolen passport

[Ulysses31]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/playlist/view/136180/Lohan-blames-dad-for-stolen-passport/
(I know shit newspaper but true story)

Does she actually work in the entertainment industry anymore?

 

[Hot Mega]

:translation:

She knows she didn't complete her classes, because she didn't the judge is likely going to toss her in the clink and she wants to party on the lamb as long as possible before she does her bid.:2 cents:

 

[PirateKing]

I blame her for making me bang my head against the wall.

 

[STDiva]

I'll probably date her in the near future.

 

[Ulysses31]

I'll probably date her in the near future.

More likely throw her out of your hotel for causing a disturbance

 

[PirateKing]

More likely throw her out of your hotel for causing a disturbance

Not before getting a complimentary blowjob. :thumbsup:

 

[rock hard]

I'll probably date her in the near future.

More likely throw her out of your hotel for causing a disturbance

:rofl2:

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

She just needs to become a pornstar

 

[Facetious]

Daddy is an alcoholic waste case . . . big surprise eh?

 

[BlueBalls]

Damn this generation and their propensity to shift blame onto others in an effort to feel good about their own inadequacies! Damn them I say!

Although I guess you could say I am of her generation, which leads me onto question why I even bothered to say that when I'm just talking about myself and a large proportion of the boards membership, am I just defaming my own generation just for the sake of outrages? Do I really have any interest in this story at all, other than my own sense of boredom? I guess so, but you see it really isn't my fault. My father was an alcoholic and he kept stealing my personal possessions in order to pay for his drink which is what lead me to picking up this sense of cynicism and self loathing.

So yeah, it's not my fault.

 

[CunningStunts]

She should blame her mother for doing so many narcotics while she was pregnant, causing her severe mental damage and mild to severe retardation.

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

oh i remember her, she was that ugly kid from the parent trap.


ukey:

 

[Johan]

I'll probably date her in the near future.

Before or after she'll got to jail ? 'cause I'm sure sue will go to jail (and will immediatelyt be released on bail). She's unable not to do silly things during her probation).

 

[JayJohn85]

She needs to get back onto men and find herself a decent bloke to clean up her act......I nominate blue balls lulz

 

[Rekrul]

Just throw her damn ass into a jail cell already. Preferably with an overweight, irritable crackhead. It's fucking ridiculous that she's managed to avoid any real consequences for this long.

 

[cartman24]

Why does she still get coverage? She is a disaster, she is uninteresting, and she is irrelevant.

 

[turtle825]

Boring

 

[MrCandy]

Great Marketing Campaign!

Passport Wines & Spirits

Your Source for Fine Wines and Spirits Passport Wine and Spirits has
over 2800 wines and 780 spirits in our 10000 sq. feet store in
Clarence, New York. Located just 1.25 miles east of Transit Road

 

[lurkingdirk]

More likely throw her out of your hotel for causing a disturbance

STDiva won't throw her out, she's white. He lets white people do whatever they want.

Great Marketing Campaign!

Passport Wines & Spirits

Your Source for Fine Wines and Spirits Passport Wine and Spirits has
over 2800 wines and 780 spirits in our 10000 sq. feet store in
Clarence, New York. Located just 1.25 miles east of Transit Road

I'm sorry, MrCandy, but what the bloody jizzshot on StanScratch's face are you talking about?

 

[STDiva]

Before or after she'll got to jail ? 'cause I'm sure sue will go to jail (and will immediatelyt be released on bail). She's unable not to do silly things during her probation).

I'll clean her up.