ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Does anybody find this guy funny? Seriously...this piece of garbage has been on TV for years now and I have yet to laugh at one of his "jokes". Now, he even has his own show. HOW?
There's nothing funny about the I'm-a-somewhat-older-dude-who-does-nothing-but-yell-really-loud-and-get-unnecessarily-angry-at-random-things routine.
For example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA8x_YypfjA
Just because you raise your voice and yell all the time, doesn't make you funny. See, watch...
"What's with RAP MUSIC? I'm SICK and TIRED of hearing this HIPPITY HOPPITY BUUUUUULL SHIEEEET on the radio. Whatever happened to ROCK N ROLL, HUH? Where's AEROSMITH? Are they DEAD? NO, THEY'RE NOT!!! So put 'em on the FUCKING RADIO!!! RAP music? More like CRAP MUSIC!!!
And what's with all their NAMES? LITTLE WAYNE and LITTLE THIS AND THAT. Fuckin' FAGGOTS!!! Get a REAL NAME like BLACK SABBATH or HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS!!! And don't get me started on MC HAMMER!!! MC HAMMER...I'd like to SMASH his FUCKING SKULL with a HAMMER, how's THAT for a HAMMER Mr. MC?!?!?!
ALRIGHT, I have to go read some CHILDRENS BOOKS to some BLIND FUCKERS at the HOMELESS SHELTER, so, until NEXT TIME...this has been BIG MOUTH BOB, telling you to SHUT...THE...FUCK...UP!!! I'M OUT DIS BITCH!!"
See? It sucks. You hated reading (hearing it), didn't you? Well, I got news for you. I hated typing it just as much as you hated reading it.
The gimmick sucks and I don't understand how Lewis Black is on TV. And, I really don't understand how people can actually watch him.
Seriously, if that asshole can get a TV show, then I should be running my own TV station.
There's nothing funny about the I'm-a-somewhat-older-dude-who-does-nothing-but-yell-really-loud-and-get-unnecessarily-angry-at-random-things routine.
For example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA8x_YypfjA
Just because you raise your voice and yell all the time, doesn't make you funny. See, watch...
"What's with RAP MUSIC? I'm SICK and TIRED of hearing this HIPPITY HOPPITY BUUUUUULL SHIEEEET on the radio. Whatever happened to ROCK N ROLL, HUH? Where's AEROSMITH? Are they DEAD? NO, THEY'RE NOT!!! So put 'em on the FUCKING RADIO!!! RAP music? More like CRAP MUSIC!!!
And what's with all their NAMES? LITTLE WAYNE and LITTLE THIS AND THAT. Fuckin' FAGGOTS!!! Get a REAL NAME like BLACK SABBATH or HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS!!! And don't get me started on MC HAMMER!!! MC HAMMER...I'd like to SMASH his FUCKING SKULL with a HAMMER, how's THAT for a HAMMER Mr. MC?!?!?!
ALRIGHT, I have to go read some CHILDRENS BOOKS to some BLIND FUCKERS at the HOMELESS SHELTER, so, until NEXT TIME...this has been BIG MOUTH BOB, telling you to SHUT...THE...FUCK...UP!!! I'M OUT DIS BITCH!!"
See? It sucks. You hated reading (hearing it), didn't you? Well, I got news for you. I hated typing it just as much as you hated reading it.
The gimmick sucks and I don't understand how Lewis Black is on TV. And, I really don't understand how people can actually watch him.