Let's hear your raunchiest sex stories
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Raunchy?
I fucked a girl in a dumpster in college.
I fucked a girl in a dumpster in college.
I'm bored and couldn't really find any threads like this out there, so let's hear what everyone's craziest sex experiences have been. Let's keep it to stuff that has happened in real life and not in wet dreams, m'kay?
Why are the people who start these threads (Yes there are others), the ones who never offer up something, are we meant to pad out your spank bag with our stories?
I think I have a picture of that around here somewhere.. ::looks around::
Ya never really know WHAT youll find at stileproject or the UJ forums. lol
So you the one taking the pictures, I was wondering what those flashing lights were, I thought it was just a bad acid flashback. Ive been searching for those pics because I want to know how I looked.
You looked like Lester Piggott failing to negotiate the brown water jump
Ah, so all in all I looked good fucking a dead rat and horse, which is surprising because any other person would look like a complete and utter pervert doing what I did, I suppose I just have the right style the right pazzazz and the french say the right "Je ne sais qua".
In June 1981, myself and a group of friends went camping in the Black Forest. There were four of us in total and two tents. Me and my mate slept in one. The two girls slept in the other. On the second night, we heard strange noises emanating from the girls' tent. Fearing a bear or psychopathic madman, we immediately set out to discover the cause of the screaming. When we looked into the tent, we were delightfully surprised. They had been screams of pleasure we had heard. The girls were engaged in a very steamy lesbian session. We interrupted and, shortly thereafter, joined in. For the next 15 mins, I experienced the ultimate in sensory depravity. Then I woke up.
Well (lol) I wouldn't exactly go that far, but you did look reasonably athletic until you clipped that last hedge and flew face first into The Queen's musty crotch :eek:
Violator79
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Ok here's my raunchiest sex story. The End. Woo! So good to come clean.
Violator79
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Me too!!!
SHEEEEIT, I rape myself daily. Nightly.
All the friggin' time in, in fact. Soo.. if I attack myself using a fleshlight.. then put that into text porn would it be better in the dildo, masturbation or gay section? After all I'm touching a cock! My own!
Hah, let the fuct-up answers begin!
i did a girl in a church parking lot
Violator79
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I haven't raped myself today yet. I think I need a break, let my mind absorb all the punishment I've dealt to myself.
member979979
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ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I had missionary sex with a girl on my bed for 9 minutes once. I know, I know...it sounds unbelievable, but trust me...it's true.
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
My first sexual encounter was 4 four way around the world with a Bratslavian mother/daughter combo and a black guy.
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