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Ladies and Gentlemen...and Smizmars, today I am proud to announce your AHOTY 2018 WINNER.
- Thread starter Ace Boobtoucher
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Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Why u no liek muh banner?
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
You have my word, it will be done before the weekend is over. I honestly can't remember how I did the last one. Maybe pm me some info? Buddy, pal, friend for life....
Supafly
Retired Mod
You got a PM
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Ok, some changes have been made, hoping to get more things done latter,
Thank you to Supafly for the pm with instructions.
Thank you to Ace, for the toilet sig.
Thank you to Supafly for the pm with instructions.
Thank you to Ace, for the toilet sig.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I was hoping they would make an exception for me, and switch it over to hot, and spicy BBQ sauce, but the old lady I'm pitted against started complaining about it getting in her eye's,
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
'Bout freaking time, drunky.
That's LADY drunky to you.
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
After some careful consideration, I have come to the following conclusion, for my choice in a cabinet. Please consider these official offers.
Second in command, my vice asshat if you will.....Supafly. He was one of my biggest supporters, and a former asshat himself. He brings experience to the table.
Sargent at Arms, minister of defense, my bodyguard, and 5-star General.....Ace Boobtoucher. A former soldier for this great country, and a member of law enforcement, I feel he has the knowledge needed, to know when to put the boots to someone, and when not to.
Secretary of State, my sounding board, my common sense, and reason.....X-fire. One of the few people on this board, that can look at all sides of an issue, and express his opinions respectfully, and logically....but still able to "mother fuck" a douche bag, when they need it, WITHOUT calling them a mother fucker.
Attorney General, my legal counsel, and adviser in all matters of a legal nature.....Blue Countach. A man that not only knows the law, but how to usurp it.
Foreign Minister, my diplomat for all matters outside of the U.S.A.....Miss Hybrid . A lady of breeding and class. Situated in England, and able to articulate herself with the utmost class and dignity, and a friend to many OCSM's. She, along with my next candidate, will keep me in touch with the girls of FreeOnes, in the event they need back up.
Ambassador to the OCSM's, and my "girl Friday".....Mandy Flores. A smart, and beautiful young lady, friends with many of the ladies, she will be a go between for the OCSM's and myself, in the event they feel more comfortable speaking with another female.
Minister of entertainment, gambling, and sports.....bobjustbob . This guy will keep the card games straight up, fair, and legal.
Culinary advisory.....Dino Velvet. A man that knows good food, and better whiskey, and how to enjoy them, a man after my own heart.....and belly.
There you have it. I hope I haven't snubbed, or forgotten, or offended anyone....if I did, SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!
Now, meet the man, the myth, the legend in his own mind....ME!!! I have know idea why the thumbnails are sideways....maybe they're liquored up!
Second in command, my vice asshat if you will.....Supafly. He was one of my biggest supporters, and a former asshat himself. He brings experience to the table.
Sargent at Arms, minister of defense, my bodyguard, and 5-star General.....Ace Boobtoucher. A former soldier for this great country, and a member of law enforcement, I feel he has the knowledge needed, to know when to put the boots to someone, and when not to.
Secretary of State, my sounding board, my common sense, and reason.....X-fire. One of the few people on this board, that can look at all sides of an issue, and express his opinions respectfully, and logically....but still able to "mother fuck" a douche bag, when they need it, WITHOUT calling them a mother fucker.
Attorney General, my legal counsel, and adviser in all matters of a legal nature.....Blue Countach. A man that not only knows the law, but how to usurp it.
Foreign Minister, my diplomat for all matters outside of the U.S.A.....Miss Hybrid . A lady of breeding and class. Situated in England, and able to articulate herself with the utmost class and dignity, and a friend to many OCSM's. She, along with my next candidate, will keep me in touch with the girls of FreeOnes, in the event they need back up.
Ambassador to the OCSM's, and my "girl Friday".....Mandy Flores. A smart, and beautiful young lady, friends with many of the ladies, she will be a go between for the OCSM's and myself, in the event they feel more comfortable speaking with another female.
Minister of entertainment, gambling, and sports.....bobjustbob . This guy will keep the card games straight up, fair, and legal.
Culinary advisory.....Dino Velvet. A man that knows good food, and better whiskey, and how to enjoy them, a man after my own heart.....and belly.
There you have it. I hope I haven't snubbed, or forgotten, or offended anyone....if I did, SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!
Now, meet the man, the myth, the legend in his own mind....ME!!! I have know idea why the thumbnails are sideways....maybe they're liquored up!
I am honored by your nomination EDB.
Good luck getting me confirmed.
Good luck getting me confirmed.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Your in....I have friends in low places.
I accept the appointment, it is an honour to serve. I will articulate myself, whenever possible.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Thank you all. It's comforting to know I have great people to stand with.
Mandy Flores
Official Checked Star Member
It will be an honor to protect the other OCSMs from your ASSHAT-ish-ness and as a side result you won't need to be concerned with being overly touchy feely with them.....I'll do that for you 
Congratulations and enjoy your drunken stupors that are to follow the celebration of your inauguration!
Congratulations and enjoy your drunken stupors that are to follow the celebration of your inauguration!
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
It will be an honor to protect the other OCSMs from your ASSHAT-ish-ness and as a side result you won't need to be concerned with being overly touchy feely with them.....I'll do that for you
Congratulations and enjoy your drunken stupors that are to follow the celebration of your inauguration!
Well what I meant was, I protect them from the douche bags, and you help, and act as a go between in the event the feel more comfortable dealing with a fellow OCSM. I don't want to commit acts of asshatery towards the women....chicks are a good thing, and I like to have them around...especially when they show off their naughty parts.
