And while I specifically thanked the girls who peel in front of the camera, I don't mean to exclude the ones who strip in front of an audience. I regret I was too young for the bump-and-grind burlesque era, I sure like the strippers. I think I left enough in tips to pay for a few pairs of shoes, and took Cindy (from Lil' Darlings) shopping for G-strings. Hopefully that counts.