Joe Buck...

Thread starter ChefChiTown
Start date Oct 22, 2008

Joe Buck's voice sounds like...

an angel. I enjoy his voice.
Votes: 4 13.8%
Kermit the Frog going through puberty.
Votes: 9 31.0%
a dying thoroughbred ***** that's gasping for it's last breath.
Votes: 5 17.2%
a fat guy on an elevator who has to **** really bad, but he's trying to hold it in.
Votes: 5 17.2%
you, Chef, so shut the fuck up!
Votes: 6 20.7%

Total voters

29

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS

Oct 22, 2008

I can't stand listening to Joe Buck announce, well, anything. His voice somehow finds a way to penetrate through my scrotum and painfully tear apart every individual fiber of testicle that I carry inside of my skin basket. Seriously, I would rather listen to the sounds of a dog throwing up razor blades all night then listen to Joe Buck talk for 2 minutes.

So,

In your opinion, what is the best way to describe Joe Buck's voice?