***** Job.

[STDiva]

What is your ***** job? Assuming money isn't an issue and you were working just because you like your job.

Pornstars, condom tester, actors and sports don't count. Try and think of a real job.

Being a pilot would be pretty sic. I'd like to have a job where I live out of a hotel for 10 months out of the year. Work on a train maybe. That'd be sic.

DISCUSS

 

[tiger1977]

Food critic

 

[24788]

I wanted to be a an actor in a pornstar movie while playing professional baseball, but no that isn't a real job.

Personal trainer or food scientist (currently getting my degree in this).

 

[ninetysixcavy]

Probably I'd like to either go to cullinary school and start my own 5 star resaurant, or I'd like to get a machining degree in CNC (tool and die) and start my own golf club (putter) company and just mill my own hand made putters in my garage all day. I'm kind of a hands-on type of person; I need to see my work making progress, not punching a clock running a forklift for 30 years of my life. Of the two, though, I'd like to get a few nice CNC mills and start making my own clubs. That would be cool as ****.

 

[Cydin]

personal trainer would be cool, get paid to workout

 

[Elwood70]

The guy whose only job is to make sure Keith Richards has a fresh ***** and a freshly-lit Marlboro on his amp during live gigs.

 

[ninetysixcavy]

The guy whose only job is to make sure Keith Richards has a fresh ***** and a freshly-lit Marlboro on his amp during live gigs.

Roadie/roady would be cool as ****, for sure. Good post.

 

[Kingfisher]

Maybe 5 choices.

1. Getting to demo buildings with explosives.
2. Head Armorer for a major city. Getting to play with all those cool things...
3. CHP
4. Head of a major movie studio, real powerful like back in the 40's-50's.

Intresting but probably not a ***** job.

5. Health inspector. Getting to close restaurants that make people sick, because they've made me sick in the past.

 

[gunslingingbird]

The guy whose only job is to make sure Keith Richards has a fresh ***** and a freshly-lit Marlboro on his amp during live gigs.

He's also responsible for tuning and re-stringing his shitloads of guitars every night, making sure all his amps are in perfect working condition, making sure his drinks are all in the cooler at the start of the show, making sure the stage looks exactly the same for every show, and making sure all the guitars are kept in perfect condition. I've worked with him a couple times. He's a cranky, old bastard.

Roadie/roady would be cool as ****, for sure. Good post.

The correct term for us is stagehands. :hatsoff:

 

[mosvie]

Well i am currently in my ***** job, i work in diamonds strip club in Newcastle England, tht is what i enjoy atm and atm don't want anything better.

 

[mrtrebus]

novelist

 

[Supafly]

I'd like to have a small jazz club in New Orleans, with recording technology installed, next door a down-to-earth french mediterranean restaurant.

Music, food, cold beverage, and Mardi Gras next door

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Cop. Almost there, too.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

**** taster...or the guy that rubs oil all over the models in Hustler.

 

[busenbust]

Novelist.

 

[thebear247]

i would love to be a world famous cook own my own resturant

 

[busenbust]

^^Phew! Not a world famous cock.

 

[BlueBalls]

Proctologist

 

[tartanterrier]

A merchant seaman - hop off at my port of call and screw

 

[STDiva]

I wanted to be a an actor in a pornstar movie while playing professional baseball, but no that isn't a real job.

Personal trainer or food scientist (currently getting my degree in this).

I lol'd.