Ace Boobtoucher
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You stay classy, Jess e James. What a douchebag. Seriously, the guy is married to America's sweetheart and he screws around on her with this nightmarish skank? Unbelievable.
The only thing I like about her is the bolt on tits but I couldn't enjoy them because of the tattoos.
She does have kind of a cute face but then there's those stupid tattoos again. I've said it before and I'll say it again, if you want the world to know you're an idiot without opening your mouth, get a tattoo on your face.
Maybe Sandy is a shrew in the privacy of their home, who knows? But damn it if you're going to throw away your marriage at least do it with someone who doesn't look like a Hell's Angel after a bad sex change.
I remember hearing about them getting married and hoping it was a joke and after seeing them together and then hearing this I now know it was.
You stay classy, Jess e James. What a douchebag. Seriously, the guy is married to America's sweetheart and he screws around on her with this nightmarish skank? Unbelievable.
The only thing I like about her is the bolt on tits but I couldn't enjoy them because of the tattoos.
She does have kind of a cute face but then there's those stupid tattoos again. I've said it before and I'll say it again, if you want the world to know you're an idiot without opening your mouth, get a tattoo on your face.
Maybe Sandy is a shrew in the privacy of their home, who knows? But damn it if you're going to throw away your marriage at least do it with someone who doesn't look like a Hell's Angel after a bad sex change.
I remember hearing about them getting married and hoping it was a joke and after seeing them together and then hearing this I now know it was.
