Jessie J is a complete knob that befouls my football team every time she turns up and sits in the stands making the rest of the country think we're all knobs by association. When I saw her in that Capital FM ad saying "Capital puh-lays it" I wanted to punch her in the face. She's also a complete sell-out for declaring herself bisexual because her publicist convinced her that bi is en vogue and would get more people buying her records when the reality is, she's gay.
Sophie on the other hand looks a little bit like an alien. But then, it's a strange pale alienesque look that reminds me a lot of my ex, thus I find her irresistible, so I voted for her. I actually watch Strictly Take Two every night so I can look at her.