Jacking off with your wife home???

[EffigyOfAdam]

Okay - so how do you guys jack off with your wife at home?

My wife is in a online college program so she is home all day - and she never is horny. I'm horny 24/7 and she is like a twice a week woman (not good).

How do you guys jack off at home without getting caught?
Any stories/tips would help.

Keep in mind I obviously want to be online while I jerk.

 

[ohmygawd676]

Get a laptop. Carry it anywhere you want in the house.

 

[EffigyOfAdam]

Well i cant afford one of those right now lol

 

[Jack R Sprayman]

I just tell her "Want to fool around? No? Ok, I'm going to go rub one out upstairs"...then go pop in a porn and take myself to town. Why hide it? Half the time my woman gets turned on and ends up joining me.

 

[blkroze1982]

Go into my office and lock the door.

 

[StanScratch]

I prefer to jack off while the husband is home...if the wife is home, it is a special bonus. Of course, I try to do this without either knowing. If I can get by in the same room that they are in, it is extra credit. Hitting objects they use in the near future (coffee cup, crossword puzzle, remote, beer can, family pet, keyboard, legal daughter) are a special bonus.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Wait until she's asleep, and finish on her face.

She'll totally thank you.

 

[Uppercut]

First, grow a pair.

Second, ask the Mrs. if she wants to fool around. When she says no, let her know that you will be in the bedroom looking at some porn. Look really happy that she turned you down.

 

[whalers90]

First, grow a pair.

Second, ask the Mrs. if she wants to fool around. When she says no, let her know that you will be in the bedroom looking at some porn. Look really happy that she turned you down.

I just tell her "Want to fool around? No? Ok, I'm going to go rub one out upstairs"...then go pop in a porn and take myself to town. Why hide it? Half the time my woman gets turned on and ends up joining me.

Okay - so how do you guys jack off with your wife at home?

My wife is in a online college program so she is home all day - and she never is horny. I'm horny 24/7 and she is like a twice a week woman (not good).

How do you guys jack off at home without getting caught?
Any stories/tips would help.

Keep in mind I obviously want to be online while I jerk.

i was going to say the same things just let her know you are jacking or just do it right in front of her (if no kids are present) and if possible go look for some outside help (some other female for sex) cause your wife isnt currently helping...i would actually seek divorce