I've Already Seen You Naked...

[ChefChiTown]

I'm bored today, so I've been bouncing around from website to website, looking for something that I would find entertaining. A lot of the websites that I've been to have a lot of celebrity pictures; all sorts of Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Megan Fox, etc. Well, as I kept seeing all of these celebrity pictures, my mind started to wander and I ended up landing on a thought that confused the hell out of me and I thought I would bring it up, in case anybody has some input...

Why is it that when a girl (who has been naked on camera or in a magazine before) has a wardrobe malfunction (dress falls down, skirt blows up, etc) that reveals their underwear, or even more than that, they immediately cover themselves up as if they don't want anyone to see their body?

Especially Playboy models or porn stars. I mean, the whole fucking world has already seen you completely naked, so why are you so quick to cover up your underwear? :dunno: Can somebody explain that to me?

I've seen this on countless occassions and it never fails to confuse the shit out of me. I was watching an episode of The Girls Next Door once and the girls decided to go "sledding" in the back yard. They were all in dresses and stuff, and one of the girls who went sledding was holding her dress over her legs to cover up her underwear. At one point, her dress slipped up over her waist a little bit and she got all embarassed and covered up really quick. Umm...why are you so embarassed because of that? I've seen your pussy before and so has everybody else, so...:dunno:

I don't know...girls confuse the shit out of me. They always have and I guess they always will.

Thoughts?

 

[Will E Worm]

Especially Playboy models or porn stars. I mean, the whole fucking world has already seen you completely naked, so why are you so quick to cover up your underwear? :dunno: Can somebody explain that to me?

The illusion of innocents.

 

[anomaly]

I've seen your pussy before[/B] and so has everybody else,

I had the same thought when Kim Kardashian released a sexy calendar. Is there something she is going to show us that we didn't see while she was getting fucked, sucking dick and licking cum?:yinyang:

 

[ChefChiTown]

I had the same thought when Kim Kardashian released a sexy calendar. Is there something she is going to show us that we didn't see while she was getting fucked, sucking dick and licking cum?:yinyang:

Exactly! I was watching TMZ once and there was a clip that showed her talking to a photographer, and she was requesting that he delete a "crotch shot" picture that he took of her from his camera.

Umm, you purposely released a SEX TAPE of yourself, which shows you sucking balls and getting fucked, but you're offended that some dude has a picture of your underwear?

 

[Will E Worm]

The illusion of innocents.

The illusion of innocence.

I'm half-asleep.

 

[Gordar]

Well, if you pose for a magazine like playboy, it somehow (don't ask me how, I don't understand it either) becomes more artistic. When their dress drops in public, it's probably not considered to be artistic at all???

Probably something like that...

 

[stampede2873]

Dude... its cuz their not getting paid to play!!! Why show any skin when no cash is present!!!

Come on! Didn't you know this was a business! :glugglug:

 

[D-rock]

Maybe they are just trying to be polite since it's possible that people around them might not be expecting it like they would if they opened some magazine.

 

[RogueWolf]

Along these same lines...

I've always wondered why a female will shriek if you see her in her bra and panties...but wear a tiny barely-there bikini and that's totally fine.

 

[Funkwerkz]

Superb thread, awesome point. I'm with you, Chef! Their reactions are all non-sense.

 

[jamrak]

This is exactly where borderline between dreamworld of sex industry and real life lies.

Another example that makes me wonder why?:
people at the beach can be almost naked, but feel awkward to take off their trousers in a different situation. It is not a problem for a girl to walk in the bikini with hundreds of men staring at her, but hell no she agree to show her body (even non-topless) at the first date :1orglaugh