all the fronts seem to so small i'd be a faid of hurting myself.
is the fleshlight safe to use?
- Thread starter bridgetisgod
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Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
You have to use lube of course.
Then its absolutely safe. And before you ask you can neither get HIV nor STDs from it.
Then its absolutely safe. And before you ask you can neither get HIV nor STDs from it.
^lol
Maybe you could try it on your dog first. If he gets off, its ok...if you get off, then youve got a problem.
Or just fuck your dog? :dunno:
Squeeze a tube of Deep Heat in it!....see how that goes!!
I prefer Ben Gay.:scream:
You said "gay", heh . . . heh . . . heh
Yeah it sounds better than "deep heat" ,GAY
:1orglaughYeah it sounds better than "deep heat" ,GAY
Ben Gay likes to be in the Deep Heat?
No, there has to be a better one than that.
:dunno:
Kingfisher
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[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/friday said:
Tiger balm...
Vicks Vapo Rub?
I think the OP was trying to imply he's SO FUCKING HUGE that he couldn't possibly fit into a tiny little fleshlight.
that was my initial thought...i figured that you might as well skip the light and head to southern cal. who needs a fleshlight when you're packin' a python. if it doesn't work out you've lost nothing, go back to wherever it is you're from and get the light. however it sounds like you may need a custom model...something similar in size to the light that makes the 'Bat Signal.' of course then everyone is gonna know when you're jerking off......awww fuck it, you're on your own...i'm in no position to help...not when my Fleshlight disguises itself as one of those Maglights you clip to your key chain. GOOD LUCK W/ YOUR GIANT COCK!!!
Kingfisher
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[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/friday said:
Hell ya! :nanner:
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