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roronoa3000
Banned
It is gay if you have ever seen another man's penis.
Even a glimpse of phallus in your peripheral vision makes you a flaming faggo.
Time to tell our parents and prepare to be disowned.
Even a glimpse of phallus in your peripheral vision makes you a flaming faggo.
Time to tell our parents and prepare to be disowned.
PirateKing
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If it were my penis is I would hardly blame anyone for being memorized.
roronoa3000
Banned
PirateKing
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Don't even try to defy my penis!This isn't about you. Keep your penis out of here!!
LOL.. i don't fantasize about penises or something like that... its just that my gf tells me that its kinda gay that you talk about the guys penises in the movies!
It's not gay as long as your following admiring thought doesn't end with:
I wonder if it would break my jaw if I put it in my mouth.
I wonder if it would break my jaw if I put it in my mouth.
PirateKing
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pornophile
Banned
The problem here is your girlfriend, she thinks you are gay. Teach her a lesson, start talking about boobs and twats all the time, even when not watching porn. Stare at other women's breasts whenever they walk by, your girlfriend will never doubt you again. She will also probably dump you. And then you can call her a lesbo!
Ah, revenge is sweet..
Ah, revenge is sweet..
Lust
Lost at Birth
i'm not going to memorize your dick, sir! now i may be mesmerized, but memorize hell no.
what if i said, "damn that guy has a nice big dick, wish that bitch would move outta the way so i can see it!" ummmmmm is that gay? cos if it is, i really need to stop saying that on movie night here in prison.
I say "is it bigger than yours? Look", as I pull my pants down, "its bigger than mine. But observe, it grows, IT GROWS!"
:rubbel:
PirateKing
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How dare you take advantage of my poor proofreading skills!Well, you should definitely do both anyways.
I love my fat cock and making it harder and harder and wonder how my life would be different if I could have gotten into porn. I love my life the way it is now, but I would have loved to have gotten some of my exploits on film to share with the rest of the world. When I see a cock in porn, I think... that could have been me.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
When I went to college in the early 1990s, one of the "in" things were getting a bunch of us together on a Saturday night and watching pornos (because it was cheap if someone - me - already had an extensive collection).
Of course, there was always "uncomforting" guy...you know...the one who seemed to keep his focus elsewhere.
"DUDE! Look at the size of his cock! Look at his cock, man! That is, like a huge cock! Damn, that is a great big cock!"
Of course, there was always "uncomforting" guy...you know...the one who seemed to keep his focus elsewhere.
"DUDE! Look at the size of his cock! Look at his cock, man! That is, like a huge cock! Damn, that is a great big cock!"
PirateKing
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I also think to myself: "that could have been Brad Wilder."
You blew it big time! You sir, fucking disappoint me....
Let me guess, that "guy" was you.
Supafly
Retired Mod
Well....
If you go to comparing dick size and marvelling at porn stars havin big meat...
Hey just accept you being bisexual.
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