Is fart porn foreplay for scat sex or is it something diffent

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Anyone remember farthammer? That shit was nuts.
 
That precise question has stumped the greatest minds throughout the ages. It is a true riddle of the Sphinx. Or should I say Sphincter?
 
It's completely different, for you see in cultures that practice this kind of love the process of producing either the release of gas or waste - while still the same process - mean completely different things when he or she is squatting over their lovers face and releasing whatever may come. The act of showing your lover with the delightful aroma that comes with the gas produced deep within your digestive system has several different meanings to is. It could symbolise trust or even lust. There may also be an element of allowing your parter to know how fertile you currently are.

Now when it comes to the sharing of waste, while there may very well be some gas released at the same time has an entirely different meaning, now for a couple to get to this stage has to mean that they have had plenty of experience with one another and have brushed their teeth in front of one another while they're shitting on a number of occasions.

Of course there will always be those periods in time when someone farting in another persons face will turn into a chocolate fountain. But these things can't be helped - there's only enough Indian food to go around.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Sir!
The Bacon-o-meter is registering increasing levels of saltiness! Recommend we evacuate the thread within 10 posts for our own safety!
 
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