Let's hear some stories of real life facepalms. I'll start you off.
One of my male friends has a thing for one of my female friends. He's not what you would consider a ladies man. He's overly nervous and all that. He asked me to hook him up, so I introduced him one night at a bar and they talked a bit and exchanged numbers.
A couple weeks pass and I ask him how things are going on the girl front. He says he thought she was boring and uninteresting. I thought, "there's no way she's boring, something must be up". So I ask her what she thought of him. She says she thought he was funny, and one day, asked him if he wanted to get together for dinner or something. He said, no lie, "I can't tonight. I'm free tomorrow though, wanna come over and babysit my brothers **** with me?"
No. No she doesn't want to babysit with you. WTF?!?
One of my male friends has a thing for one of my female friends. He's not what you would consider a ladies man. He's overly nervous and all that. He asked me to hook him up, so I introduced him one night at a bar and they talked a bit and exchanged numbers.
A couple weeks pass and I ask him how things are going on the girl front. He says he thought she was boring and uninteresting. I thought, "there's no way she's boring, something must be up". So I ask her what she thought of him. She says she thought he was funny, and one day, asked him if he wanted to get together for dinner or something. He said, no lie, "I can't tonight. I'm free tomorrow though, wanna come over and babysit my brothers **** with me?"
No. No she doesn't want to babysit with you. WTF?!?
