(Insert movie title here): A Freeones parody

[Rhyno17]

I figured after we (Mr Numb3rs, thepornloverUK and myself) got distracted in the horror movies thread (http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?589520-horror-movies) and started making a cast for a Beetlejuice porn parody (for which thepornloverUK started another thread on, http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?606267-Beetlejuice-A-Freeones-parody), I'd just start a thread where we could mention porn parodies we'd like to see along with our dream cast.

 

[Rhyno17]

I'll start off with one

Smallville: A Freeones XXX Parody

Clark Kent/Superman - Johnny Castle
Lois Lane - Jenna Presley
Lex Luthor - Christian XXX
Chloe Sullivan - Krissy Lynn
Lana Lang - Lela Star
Lionel Luthor - Evan Stone
Martha Kent - Rebecca Bardoux
Jonathan Kent - Randy Spears
Kara Zor-El/Supergirl - Kagney Linn Karter
Tess Mercer - Tiffany Mynx
Oliver Queen/Green Arrow - Bill Bailey

 

[Mr_Balls]

90210 Deleted Scenes

 

[Rhyno17]

Jennie Garth

 

[Harley Spencer]

Hocus Pocus
I would play a female version of the cat!
And since it takes place on Halloween, there would be lots of girls dressed up in sexy costumes.

 

[C.K. Lawrence]

I'll start off with one

Smallville: A Freeones XXX Parody

Clark Kent/Superman - Johnny Castle
Lois Lane - Jenna Presley
Lex Luthor - Christian XXX
Chloe Sullivan - Krissy Lynn
Lana Lang - Lela Star
Lionel Luthor - Evan Stone
Martha Kent - Rebecca Bardoux
Jonathan Kent - Randy Spears
Kara Zor-El/Supergirl - Kagney Linn Karter
Tess Mercer - Tiffany Mynx
Oliver Queen/Green Arrow - Bill Bailey

Why not Kristin Kreuk's look-a-like, Danni Cole?

 

[Rhyno17]

Why not Kristin Kreuk's look-a-like, Danni Cole?

LoL, I guess I'm just a sucker for Lela Star

 

[Rhyno17]

Hocus Pocus
I would play a female version of the cat!
And since it takes place on Halloween, there would be lots of girls dressed up in sexy costumes.

I'm hoping that in your version the cat gets turned back to human long before the end

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

I'm hoping that in your version the cat gets turned back to human long before the end

im going to say her "as a cat" would be just a pair of cat ears and drawn on whiskers.

 

[Rhyno17]

I love that it's "just" the cat ears and drawn on whiskers

 

[Will E Worm]

Sausagefest: What did I get myself into!? A Freeones parody.




:hatsoff:

 

[vodkazvictim]

Downfall:
Sam can play Hitler.

 

[wind27382]

can I play Obama in a parody.

 

[Rhyno17]

can I play Obama in a parody.

Obama is nailin' Palin?

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

Obama is nailin' Palin?

if i can play obama, im in... id bang the hell out of that crazy creationist

 

[Harley Spencer]

im going to say her "as a cat" would be just a pair of cat ears and drawn on whiskers.

A little more than simply that. I want to go all out. Latex cat suit, maybe a tail butt plug.

 

[thepornloveruk]

I'll start off with one

Smallville: A Freeones XXX Parody

Clark Kent/Superman - Johnny Castle
Lois Lane - Jenna Presley
Lex Luthor - Christian XXX
Chloe Sullivan - Krissy Lynn
Lana Lang - Lela Star
Lionel Luthor - Evan Stone
Martha Kent - Rebecca Bardoux
Jonathan Kent - Randy Spears
Kara Zor-El/Supergirl - Kagney Linn Karter
Tess Mercer - Tiffany Mynx
Oliver Queen/Green Arrow - Bill Bailey

Why not Kristin Kreuk's look-a-like, Danni Cole?

A little more than simply that. I want to go all out. Latex cat suit, maybe a tail butt plug.

All sounds good to me so far

 

[Red Spyder]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 6713163, member: 579739"]A little more than simply that. I want to go all out. Latex cat suit, maybe a tail butt plug.

...and this too? :tongue:

 

[Rhyno17]

I'd like to see some ideas for a dream cast for Lost, my favorite show

 

[Harley Spencer]

...and this too? :tongue:

Those.... are a bit much.