Teaching them to talk
They should've taught them how to hold guns!

Howl Hitler: Nazis tried to teach dogs to talk and read – and claimed one could even discuss religion, incredible new book claims
The Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell to help them win World War II, it has been revealed.
The Germans viewed canines as being almost as intelligent as humans and attempted to build an army of fearsome 'speaking' dogs, extraordinary new research shows.
Hitler hoped the clever creatures would learn to communicate with their SS masters - and he even had a special dog school set up to teach them to talk.
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Howl Hitler: The dictator is pictured here with his two German Shepherds Blondi and Bella. He famously killed Blondi moments before committing suicide in his bunker in 1945
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The incredible findings show Nazi officials recruited so-called educated dogs from all over Germany and trained them to 'speak' and tap out signals using their paws.
One dog was said to have uttered the words 'Mein Fuhrer' when asked who Adolf Hitler was.
Another was said to 'speak' by tapping letters of the alphabet with his paws and freely discussed religion and learned poetry, it was claimed.
The Germans hoped to use the animals for the war effort, such as getting them to work alongside the SS and guard concentration camps to free up officers.
The bizarre experiment has come to light after years of painstaking research by academic Dr Jan Bondeson into unique and amazing dogs in history.
Dr Bondeson, from Cardiff University, visited Berlin to scour obscure periodicals to build up a bizarre - but true - account of Nazi ideas.
Hitler was a well-known dog lover and had two German Shepherds, called Blondi and Bella. He famously killed Blondi moments before committing suicide in his bunker in 1945.
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Rolf the speaking dog talking with Frau Moekel. The Germans hoped to use the animals for the war effort, such as getting them to work alongside the SS and guard concentration camps to free up officers
The dictator was said to have been keen to use dogs for the war effort and supported the dog school which was called the Tier-Sprechschule ASRA.
The school, based in Leutenberg near Hanover and led by headmistress Margarethe Schmitt, was set up in the 1930s and continued throughout the war years.
It was reported to have had some success, with dogs tapping out words with their paws.
Some of them were able to imitate the human voice and one, when asked who Adolf Hitler was, is said to have replied 'Mein Fuhrer'.
The forerunner of them all was Rolf, an Airedale terrier who 'spoke' through tapping his paw against a board, each letter of the alphabet being represented by a certain number of taps.
He was said to have speculated about religion, learned foreign languages, written poetry and asked a visiting noblewoman 'could you wag your tail?' The patriotic German dog even expressed a wish to join the army, because he disliked the French.
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Dog school: This picture shows Frau Schmitt with seven of her pupils. They could communicate through tapping out words with their paws, but were also claimed to imitate the human voice with some success
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Young Hitler, pictured right. The Germans viewed canines as being almost as intelligent as humans and attempted to build an army of fearsome 'speaking' dogs
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Top dog: Dachschund 'Kurwenal', left, who had a visit from a troop of 28 uniformed youths from the Nazi animal protection organisation on his birthday, and Rolf, right, the speaking dog
Another dog, a Dachschund named Kurwenal, even received a visit from a troop of 28 uniformed youths from the Nazi animal protection organisation on his birthday.
He was said to speak using a different number of barks for each letter, and told his biographer he would be voting for Hindenburg.
Another dog, a German pointer named Don, went one step further - imitating a human voice to bark 'Hungry! Give me cakes', in German.
The incredible story of Germany's educated dogs has now been revealed in full by Dr Bondeson, a senior lecturer at Cardiff University in his book 'Amazing Dogs: A Cabinet of Canine Curiosities.' He said: 'It is absolutely extraordinary stuff.
'In the 1920s, Germany had numerous "new animal psychologists" who believed dogs were nearly as intelligent as humans, and capable of abstract thinking and communication.
'When the Nazi party took over, one might have thought they would be building concentration camps to lock these fanatics up, but instead they were actually very interested in their ideas.
'Part of the Nazi philosophy was that there was a strong bond between humans and nature - they believed a good Nazi should be an animal friend.
'Indeed, when they started interning Jews, the newspapers were flooded with outraged letters from Germans wondering what had happened to the pets they left behind.
'Hitler himself was praised for his attitude to animals and Goering was a forerunner of animal protection. They seemed to think nothing of human rights, but lots about animal rights.
'There were some very strange experiments going on in wartime Germany, with regard to dog-human communication.
'Nazi animal psychologists worked with the educated dogs, and there was even a school to teach animals to communicate, with dogs supplied by the office of the Reich.'
HITLER'S LOVE OF DOGS
Blondi (1941 - 30 April 1945) was Adolf Hitler's German Shepherd, given to him as a gift in 1941 by Martin Bormann.
Blondi stayed with Hitler even after his move to an underground bunker in January 1945.
Hitler named one of her puppies 'Wolf', his favorite nickname and the meaning of his own first name, Adolf, and he began to train her.
The dictator was apparently very fond of Blondi and kept her by his side and she even slept in his bedroom.
He bought Bella to keep her company and grew fond of a stray Bull Terrier named 'Fuchsl'.
Before Hitler committed suicide on April 30, 1945, he ordered physician Werner Haase to test pills to help with his suicide on Blondi, fearing that these pills were fake.
He took his own life shortly after she died.
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