I'm about to give my missus a good hard arsefucking...

[vodkazvictim]

She's upstairs making herself look good for the bedroom right now.
When she's presentable I'll go up, wash and then enjoy putting my cock in her arse.

I'll report back later with a big grin on my ugly mug

The rest of you enjoy sitting on your computers while I arsefuck a lovely lady :tongue:

 

[ApolloBalboa]

It's nice that you and BlueBalls can spend some quality time together.

 

[ForumModeregulator]

...and about 13.3 seconds later...

 

[phanto_1985]

Don't forget the lube, it could save your night & your shaft.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I feel great.





How are you guys?

 

[phanto_1985]

^^ just tell me you're not writing that during the penetration, because it will be very awkward.

 

[STDiva]

I thought you hated your wife/life?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

:sing: I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend...

 

[Bree Olson]

This thread is full of win.

 

[Red XXX]

You can not, surely not, the poor woman, you have a wife, say hello to her from me :surprise: Well that's a bolt from the blue ......

 

[URA-10]

Bree Olson[/URL][/B], post: 5251605, member: 370964"]This thread is full of win.

Now it is

 

[Shifty]

So VV, did you throw a hot dog down the hallway? :yesyes:

 

[DOA82]

She's upstairs making herself look good for the bedroom right now.
When she's presentable I'll go up, wash and then enjoy putting my cock in her arse.

I'll report back later with a big grin on my ugly mug

The rest of you enjoy sitting on your computers while I arsefuck a lovely lady :tongue:

I went to the bathroom today.

I dressed myself this morning.

I can tie my own shoe laces.

Why the hell should we celebrate your mundane achievement.

Cure cancer then Ill give a fuck.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I thought you hated your wife/life?

I love her. But she drives me nuts. Every married man knows the score.
We're not married btw.

This thread is full of win.

Impossible - it's one of my threads.

You can not, surely not, the poor woman, you have a wife, say hello to her from me :surprise: Well that's a bolt from the blue ......

I don't have a wife. Why don't you cum see me & the missus rather than getting me to relay messages?
Why do you find it so shocking that I have a woman in my life anyways?

So VV, did you throw a hot dog down the hallway? :yesyes:

I fucked her in the arse if that's what you mean?

I went to the bathroom today.

I dressed myself this morning.

I can tie my own shoe laces.

Why the hell should we celebrate your mundane achievement.

Cure cancer then Ill give a fuck.

Did you arsefuck a girl today? I did

 

[BlueBalls]

Did she bleed? That's all I care about.

 

[maildude]

Give VV a break. He paid thousands of dollars for his plastic wife, and now he's proud that he fucked her fake plastic ass. Give him some room, man!

 

[vodkazvictim]

Did she bleed? That's all I care about.

:yesyes: She did, as it happens. :yesyes:
That's what she gets for saying "hurry up and get it over with" 50 times.

Give VV a break. He paid thousands of dollars for his plastic wife, and now he's proud that he fucked her fake plastic ass. Give him some room, man!

Actually I've spent thousands of POUNDS on my bossy missus.
And I'm pleased that I fucked her bossy aRse. :tongue:

 

[STDiva]

Please stop saying arse.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Please stop saying arse.

Kiss my arse. :booty:

 

[LukeEl]

Did you surprise her with a pasta salad first?