If you're like me, you love doing sex to a smoking hot woman

Ike Stain · 2011-06-14T22:25:47+00:00

Two people can 'have'. They can have a noun, like a "baby", but not a verb, and sex in that instance is being used as a verb, as in "sexing". (example: "I am sexing her good and hard; sexing her with my penis.")

Thread starter Ike Stain
Start date Jun 15, 2011
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do what you do hot chicks sex alternatives sex poll

What do you do when a smoking hot chick is not available for sexing?

I masturbate with my hand.
Votes: 5 35.7%
I do it with a fat chick. (Fatgirlneedlovetoo!)
Votes: 2 14.3%
I do it to a man's ass.
Votes: 0 0.0%
I do it in an inflatable doll.
Votes: 1 7.1%
Plushies!!!
Votes: 1 7.1%
I put peanut butter on the tools and call in the dog.
Votes: 0 0.0%
I repeatedly punch myself in the balls until the urge subsides.
Votes: 0 0.0%
Other (please describe)
Votes: 5 35.7%

Total voters

14

Ike Stain

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Jun 15, 2011

but as every "man of the world" knows, a smoking hot woman is not always available (either because your wallet is empty as in my case, or various other reasons such as serving on a submarine with an all male crew.)

In these instances, what is your favored alternative?