If you were Naked in a Fight with another Naked guy and his dick was 4 times bigger

[zdenka]

Upon dropping pants you see his manhood easily 4 times bigger than yours, length and thickness.. do you think you'd loose confidence? :dunno: FYI this is a street fight, where both of you are surrounded by hot chicks, cheering on.

Or on the other hand, you are the big cock bastard... would that give you a confidence boost?

 

[Jeep!]

If I was naked in a fight with a guy whose cock was that big, I'd stop the fight long enough to get on here and show you it.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I'd still kick you hard in the nuts either way.

 

[sean miguel]

It's not the size of the cock in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the cock.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Well obviously I'd suck his cock so that I could be fractionally as gay as this thread, Zdenka you fuckin' fairy.

 

[BlueBalls]

How the fuck am I getting into a fight with a naked man, while also naked?
Where am I?
How did I get there?
Who is this man?
What events transpired so as to get us both in the room naked at the same time?
Why is he attacking me?
Does he have a reason, is this attack justified in some way?
If so, how?
If he is the man in the picture, why is he erect?
Is he trying to rape me?
Is this "attack" in order to get me into the correct position of submission so as to fociably fuck me?
Are you attempting to get me to contemplate my own rape, zdenka?
Why?
Why would you do that?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
What the fuck is wrong with you?




You are a horrible person and I hope you feel bad about yourself.

 

[zdenka]

How the fuck am I getting into a fight with a naked man, while also naked?
Where am I?
How did I get there?
Who is this man?
What events transpired so as to get us both in the room naked at the same time?
Why is he attacking me?
Does he have a reason, is this attack justified in some way?
If so, how?
If he is the man in the picture, why is he erect?
Is he trying to rape me?
Is this "attack" in order to get me into the correct position of submission so as to fociably fuck me?
Are you attempting to get me to contemplate my own rape, zdenka?
Why?
Why would you do that?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
What the fuck is wrong with you?




You are a horrible person and I hope you feel bad about yourself.

um, okay Dr Phil

 

[feller469]

One time, in a shower at band camp...

 

[STDiva]

lol

 

[zdenka]

If I was naked in a fight with a guy whose cock was that big, I'd stop the fight long enough to get on here and show you it.

In other words, you'd run away hahahahaha

 

[kappy]

Id go for the throat though id rather not be in the situation preferably

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I'd realize that I was in the middle of one of Zdenkas fantasy dreams and try to get the fuck out before my asshole got gloriously stretched.

 

[luis1972]

run away...

 

[Mr. Hyde]

The answer is, of course, Susie Diamond

 

[zdenka]

run away...

small cock

 

[Stoop_Dogg]

I'd realize that I was in the middle of one of Zdenkas fantasy dreams and try to get the fuck out before my asshole got gloriously stretched.

Whose fantasy are we talking about?

 

[STDiva]

Did this happen to your poor small dicked friend, zdenka? Or is this just a hypothetical?

 

[gunslingingbird]

This thread, as do all of zdenka's threads, belongs here.

 

[John_8581]

This thread, as do all of zdenka's threads, belongs here.

Bravo. :clap:

A naked guy coming at me with an erection? :wtf:



Leslie Nielson ... comic genius. :thumbsup:

 

[LucyOHara]

Clearly, #2 is a grower, not a show-er....