I'd die like any old guy in a movie.
Friends around me, talk a bit about life, saying one last epic thing like "Come on Bert, you gotta... shave... your... *cough* balls for your gal!" X_x
I would like to die from scar from lion king ( just watch that with my 7 yr old neice last nite it was the first thing that came to my mind kids shows are slowly killing me thank god for freeones ... who lives in a pineapple under the sea )
Knowing me, it's going to be like Lance Henricksen's death in Hard Target, trying to defuse a grenade (or trying to fix something) with my famous last words being "oops"