This thread sucks. I will liven it up.
I would choose to be born to Angelina Jolie.
When I grew up I would rape my mother.
Grow a Hitler moustache.
Create an army of Hollywood actors.
Take over the world.
Enslave all gay men. (they wouldnt get much done)
Publicly execute Adam Lambert, Perez Hilton, Sara Palin and the entire FOX News.
Kill my one threat Chuck Norris with a harpoon.
Marry Oprah for her money.
Kill Oprah with poison.
Take Oprahs money.
Marry Rhona Mitra, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Biel.
My plan is complete.
To think I could have been aborted.