if you got a hold of a time machine, what would you do?

[CunningStunts]

I'd like to go back and check out Hellen of Troy to see how hot she actually was...

 

[Sam Fisher]

I'd go back to the beginning of the Civil War with:

One million AK-47's
A ship off the coast to supply the ammo for the rifles
A bazillion k-rations
500,000 curvy, big titted women

And give it all the the Confederate Army and watch as they smashed the shit out of the Union, and then partied hardy with the curvy women.

 

[Ravenholm]

Go back in time and fuck Rita Hayworth of course. And also relive the 80s over and over it had the best music and the best horror movies.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Kill Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot and Hitler at birth. Probably.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

I'd go back to the beginning of the Civil War with:

One million AK-47's
A ship off the coast to supply the ammo for the rifles
A bazillion k-rations
500,000 curvy, big titted women

And give it all the the Confederate Army and watch as they smashed the shit out of the Union, and then partied hardy with the curvy women.

So basically what your saying is that you would bring back slavery?

 

[PirateKing]

I'd go back medeviel times and just go on a decapitating spree as I ride on a black horse and blast heavy metal/classic rock/modern hits. Become the stuff of legends.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

I'd go back medeviel times and just go on a decapitating spree as I ride on a black horse and blast heavy metal/classic rock/modern hits.

Anything by Wham! should freak them out enough I´d say.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

So basically what your saying is that you would bring back slavery?

NO!! Thats not what he is saying....(Its what he is saying).

 

[Harley Spencer]

I'd grab a rifle, go back in time to when Hitler was alive, and shoot him before all that mess happened.

 

[BCT]

I have 2 sports almanacs from 2002 and 2003, I would use those if I went back in time!

 

[Jack Davenport]

I would probably go back in time and warn people about cataclysmic events. I would have to do it anonymously or people would start going crazy about all the gloom and doom I was foreseeing.

Then I would hit the lottery to pay all my travel expenses.

 

[ralph furley]

i'd go back 40 years and bang Barbara Feldon

 

[MrZiggles]

Lotteries. Plural. Need I say more?

That. Not only would I be plenty rich, but I could help a heck of a lot of other people.

 

[knowone]

Lotteries. Plural. Need I say more?

Anybody that hits two lotteries is going to spend a lot of time in police custody, until they figure out how you did it.

 

[YumiYumi_1988]

Go back to the 8th grade, and redo high school and college.

 

[jtr_77]

I would go back and take part in major battles throughout history. D-Day Invasion, Gettysburg, The Battle of Thermopylae...etc I would also like to go back to different eras and just see what life was like for people.

 

[STDiva]

I'd be invisible.

 

[Neutron66]

I'd go back and put a stake through zombie Jesus' heart and by so doing, end all the bullshit right then and there.

 

[TheAvatar]

Destroy it. Nothing good can come from manipulating spacetime in such a manner.

 

[Neutron66]

I have a time machine in my apartment but it's broken.

It only goes forward at regular speed.