if you got a hold of a time machine, what would you do?

This topic was on another forum I read. After I thought about it this is what I would do.

I would bring World of Warcraft back to 1998. Become the genius creator behind the game, make more money than Bill Gates and have the fame of creating the best game ever before MMORPG games even existed.
 
That is a really shitty and selfish use for a time machine.. Just sayin


And what would you play the game on... yea Bill Gates machines so therefore you would not be richer than him.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Hmmm, I would go back and punch myself out at age 18 for thinking I know everything at that age.
 
That is a really shitty and selfish use for a time machine.. Just sayin


And what would you play the game on... yea Bill Gates machines so therefore you would not be richer than him.


Lets here your great idea then.
 

DR. B

Closed Account
I would give our present day weapons to the underdogs of civilizations and see how things would have turned out for us :/
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I'd go back to a point twenty minutes before the OP and fuck up his plans.
 

Aria_DeLaunay

Official Checked Star Member
Official Checked Star Member
Lotteries. Plural. Need I say more?
 
Lets here your great idea then.



Besides paying for will e worms mother to have an abortion. I would kill Hitler at birth, document that jesus and other religious figures were just regular guys in turn getting rid of religions. And play the lottery many times. Just saved millions of people plus I am now rich and that was just off the top of my head.
 
Unfortunately I also have to say go and do the lottery (after knowing what the numbers were) and when I return to the future my winnings which I would have put into the bank (in the past) will have shot up with interest rates and should be worth billions if not trillions. With my new found wealth I'd buy an island/base recuit an army and try to take over the world (for its own good) and run it properly. Also I'd like to see what all those historic mysteries were all about (ie Stonehenge or who built the pyramids) and travel back to 0 to find Jesus and check the validity of his story. Killing Hitler is a must but more specifically I'd get him when he allegedly spent time in Toxteth , Liverpool in 1912/1913, it's a rough area so could've paid some local thugs to do the deed. I'd also like to spend some time in Victorian London and be on the lookout for Jack The Ripper as well as buying property in places that have skyrocketted in value now. I'd also go back to the beginning of my life and change EVERYTHING I've done up until this point.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
I'd go back to the Stone Age, with a 'boomstick' and maybe an ipod. Overawe the natives and once I'm the chief have them make two giant monuments.

The first one as a giant middle finger (as in up yours) and the second as a big dick (as in fuck you).

Once I'd had my fun with the local ladies, I'd jump back to the present and watch all the archaeologists and historians ponder the "cosmic" reason for them and laugh my ass off.
 

Facetious

Moderated
Re: if you got a hold of a time machine, what would you do?


Back to 1984 and do things a little bit differently forward... not much different, mind you, just a little bit. ;)


Who am I kidding... quite a bit differently. :o
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
I will stay on my plan of going back and

1. win a lottery, then jump to the time when

2. Microsoft, then

3. Apple

were founded, and invest 25% of the shares.

then invest the riches into diabetes research, and other research
 
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