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If porn stars competed in the Sochi Olympics...

Winners? I'd be the winner because I would watch
 
If fucking ever becomes an Olympic event, Jaana Ruutu would win a gold medal!

:)
 
If I were manager of the Super Sexy Temptresses Hockey Team, I would have these lusicious beauties on the team to go to Sochi
Miss Hybrid , Mandy Flores, Briana Lee, Harley Spencer, Kristi Maxx, Masuimi Max, Anita Bellini Adrianna Chechik Natalie Vegas , Licious Gia Siri Maggie Green Niki Rae and Sophia Winters....Talk about a very high powered panel I would be griiiinnnninggggg from ear to ear because I know I would have a Gold Medal winnning side there
(to name but a few)
Of course I would have to have substitutes to act as backup but cricky

just looking at that list would be enough to terrify any opposition that would be unfortuntate enough to draw against them.
 
Have to change things from a post
Lets see figure skaters which beauties would I pick for that competition-hhhhmmmm

I will keep Sophia as an iceskater she would be sooooo graceful hhhhmmmm
I would include Niki Rae as my second skater soooo agile -yyyyeeeeesss hhhmmm
and I would also call up Natalie Vegas as my third skater -hhhmmm Extrreemmmeeelly fiery on the floor
So with Niki Natalie and Sophia a very hot sexy trio there

And with these babes wearing extremely skin tight skating outfits, they would be on the winner's podium defintely
 

nightwanker

Proud first owner of FreeOnes Playing Cards
I'll guess Canada would win on Hockey anyway
http://www.freeones.com/search/?q=&c=36&sort=5,1

But Russia and Czech Republic will be tough challengers!
Though Canadian Team to me seems more broad and robust.

To complete the Big Six: Sweden, Finland, United States
I allege Canadian girls know more about hockey than American. Furthermore there are more high ranked Canadian babes on FreeOnes than Swedish or Finish to build up a strong team. According to hotness alone, they'd all win!

Later this year we'll see who would win Football World Cup... :)
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?742017-World-Cup-2014-Babes-Nominees-Wanted
 

MissHybrid

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georges

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Devin Michaels in running, lifting and even boxing. tanya danielle on long distance marathon, Puma Swede in swimming, nikki benz on ice skating, Shay Sikes in skiing
 
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georges

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I have had a few bashes at "double trap"...

Over and under, side bi side, adjustable ball trap...sporting, oh stop it Hybrid, Pull.

That is a browning b25 field grade, right? Do you ever shoot pump shotguns or semi autos?
 
Someone like India Summer could win the "Javelin Swallowing" event. I have no doubt she could take the entire thing if she tried.

I think Miss Hybrid would be AWFUL on the Balance Beam. She'd purposely fall so she could "ride the beam" and get a bigger thrill that way than doing some stupid stunt on it - would soaking the dang thing be looked upon positively or negatively by the judges?

I'd love to see Elle Alexandra on the floor exercises - because she loves being on the floor and she would furiously masturbate for her routine

Mia Malkova for the rhythmic gymnastics - as flexible as she is she could do this

Keiran Lee and any female for the 2-person luge. Keiran on the bottom and some woman riding on top all the way down the hill - use your imagination here as to what this "ride" would be like

Seeing how ripped Mandy Flores is - she can do (light) weight lifting - as long as she does it in the same attire she posed for pix with
 
haha that would be fun!! But I would hopefully do Volleyball or Running :D

Do not worry Sophia.
I will pick the team of Pornstars and Erotic Temptresses for the Summer Olympics in Rio De Janerio
You have a instant place on the Volleyball Team and Track and Tease -wwwoooooffffff

now lets see The Goddess Hybrid where am I going to put you my naughty Lioness -hhhhhmmmmm
Actually yes The Double Trap, the Single Trap the Triple Trap -hhhhhmmmm
Yes the Adjustable Ball Competition - oooooooooooo how arrrrouuusssed I am
You will return to the Manor with at least 5 6 maybe 7 gold medals Hybrid

I have seen Hybrid on the Balance Beam......She is like a eagle how she soars into the air and maintains her pose.
Actually it is the judges who lose their balance as they watch her perform her routines .
The tongues of the judges hit the floor and they lose their balance while they have the chairs tilted backwards. hhhhhhaaaaaaaaa
 

MissHybrid

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That is a browning b25 field grade, right? Do you ever shoot pump shotguns or semi autos?

Well spotted Georges. It is an original Belgian made Browning, I have almost identical one in 20 bore too.

I don't use semi autos or pump actions.

I do have some bolt action rifles though. I could enter the cross country skiing and shooting thingie, if I could cross country ski...
 
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