If i post some pics of girls, can you name some pornstars who look like them?
If i post some pictures of girls, can you...
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Ace Bandage
The one and only.
If I smacked you on the ass, would you tell me you loved me?
I can only tell you they look like pornstars if they look nothing like any pornstar alive or dead. That's my rule and I stick by it. Don't be bringing me any dead on "zoh my freaking zombie christ god! She looks like (Charles Bukowski)" type girls. It's just not my style. I'm more of a make up a whole bunch of complete and utter bullshit kind of guy. Although now that I think about it; a girl who looks like Charles Bukowski might actually be the hottest thing on this entire freaking zombie planet.
Now to save us all a lot of trouble, you wouldn't happen to have any pictures of girls who look like Charles Bukowski would you? Otherwise I'm just wasting my time here. I don't mind really, it'll always be your fault so I don't really need to feel as depressed than I actually am.
Something about cheese?
Yeah, anyway. Send over the pictures. As long a they have been approved by the owners of the souls that are now trapped within the image and they were - when they were alive and not the living dead as they most certainly are now - of age then I'll happily point you in the wrong direction. Because I find other people in distress funny. That's just who I am.
Something about a dog . . . or fox?
I'll be waiting eagerly by the phone for your call.
Don't keep me waiting now, I'll hunt down Clive Owen and throw my own feces at him again if you do. You don't want that now do you? DO YOU!?!
Now to save us all a lot of trouble, you wouldn't happen to have any pictures of girls who look like Charles Bukowski would you? Otherwise I'm just wasting my time here. I don't mind really, it'll always be your fault so I don't really need to feel as depressed than I actually am.
Something about cheese?
Yeah, anyway. Send over the pictures. As long a they have been approved by the owners of the souls that are now trapped within the image and they were - when they were alive and not the living dead as they most certainly are now - of age then I'll happily point you in the wrong direction. Because I find other people in distress funny. That's just who I am.
Something about a dog . . . or fox?
I'll be waiting eagerly by the phone for your call.
Don't keep me waiting now, I'll hunt down Clive Owen and throw my own feces at him again if you do. You don't want that now do you? DO YOU!?!
What you ask for is certainly within my capabilities....
In fact, I will go ahead and name the first girl before you even post her.
Audrey Bitoni
In fact, I will go ahead and name the first girl before you even post her.
Audrey Bitoni
That's a webcam girl?! Not a pornstar?! I iz confused.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
^^ What he said. That looks like my next door neighbor in her room, or at least I think it does. Hard to tell through the binoculars... :nanner:
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