If an ***** landed on Earth today, what would you give him for lunch?

[gunslingingbird]

I mean, the poor guy's probably gonna be hungry after traveling many light-years to get to our planet. The least you could do would be to offer him some chow.

I would probably take him to Tommy's Joynt. Hopefully he gets here on Sunday or Thursday, and he can try the lamb shanks.

What would you feed an extraterrestrial who just landed in your backyard?

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'm willing to bet Will would serve him a chest full of lead while screaming 'Murika!

Me, I'd likely go with something Italian.

 

[xfire]

Backyard, got to be a barbecue pit. Smoked spareribs, ftw.

 

[mekhet]

I'd take him to Fatz and recommend the Calabash chicken and cheese grits.

 

[StanScratch]

I would fix it a nice sandwich, then jerk off in the sandwich, then let it eat the sandwich then tell it I had jerked off into the sandwich. Then our planet would blow up.

 

[Johan]

A big pile of smoking **** :baconsalt:
An ***** that would land on our planet would probably be from a much advanced civilisation, I don't want him to learn our planet has a lot of delicious stuff : back home he would tell his friends and they would decide to colonise us.

For humanity's sake, it's better if aliens think our planet doesn't provide anything good.

 

[Rey C.]

Anything that would keep his mind off of what I might taste like.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Anything that would keep his mind off of what I might taste like.

Not EVERYONE who meets you instantly begins dreaming of putting you in their mouth, you know.

Pfft. Conceited much?

 

[StanScratch]

A big pile of smoking **** :baconsalt:
An ***** that would land on our planet would probably be from a much advanced civilisation, I don't want him to learn our planet has a lot of delicious stuff : back home he would tell his friends and they would decide to colonise us.

For humanity's sake, it's better if aliens think our planet doesn't provide anything good.

What if **** tasted good to them, though? Then we would have a bunch of aliens hanging around, trying to get our ****.

 

[lurkingdirk]

What if **** tasted good to them, though? Then we would have a bunch of aliens hanging around, trying to get our ****.

Yeah, and what if their bodies worked reverse to ours? They'd eat our ****, and then their **** would be beef tenderloin, or pizza. We could end up mutually sustaining each other indefinitely. You'd live in communes with different people and aliens (the aliens would have to take on pronounceable names, obv), and you'd decide whose **** you were going to eat that day as though selecting from a menu.

"Well, I'm off to pick up dinner."
"What are we having tonight, dear?"
"Well, I was thinking of having something from the Smiths..."
"Oh, but I'm in the mood for something more exotic, why not ask one of the Bhatnagar's to **** in a bag for you?"
"Nah, I don't feel like Indian, plus that guy has a tiny dick. How about if I ask one of the Dubois? I could go for French."
"That's fine, but get them to **** in a jar, too. I feel like ****."

 

[gunslingingbird]

Yeah, and what if their bodies worked reverse to ours? They'd eat our ****, and then their **** would be beef tenderloin, or pizza. We could end up mutually sustaining each other indefinitely. You'd live in communes with different people and aliens (the aliens would have to take on pronounceable names, obv), and you'd decide whose **** you were going to eat that day as though selecting from a menu.

"Well, I'm off to pick up dinner."
"What are we having tonight, dear?"
"Well, I was thinking of having something from the Smiths..."
"Oh, but I'm in the mood for something more exotic, why not ask one of the Bhatnagar's to **** in a bag for you?"
"Nah, I don't feel like Indian, plus that guy has a tiny dick. How about if I ask one of the Dubois? I could go for French."
"That's fine, but get them to **** in a jar, too. I feel like ****."

Have you ever noticed how Indian food looks the same before and after? Just sayin'...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Have you ever noticed how Indian food looks the same before and after? Just sayin'...

Boy, don't confuse the two and eat the after, rather than the before.

You know, unless you're an *****.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Boy, don't confuse the two and eat the after, rather than the before.

You know, unless you're an *****.

Some of the student orientated takeaways in Leeds - you wouldn't know the difference.

 

[STDiva]

Egg salad.

 

[Rey C.]

Not EVERYONE who meets you instantly begins dreaming of putting you in their mouth, you know.

Pfft. Conceited much?

Hey, it's your fault for being cheap! Until someone gets me that diamond watch that he promised me, he will never know! :tongue:

 

[JasonCook78]

Justin Bieber

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Roald McDoald.