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I’d rather have the cinnamon

Really
 

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LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
I knew the French were up to no good.
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
You know, not to toot my own horn but I invented that.

You're WELCOME!!!

I'm guessing you were tooting your own horn when you invented that




(I tried once, but hurt my back)



am I the only one who thinks someone should hijack their computer and put an "off" before "in" in the name?
 
I'm guessing you were tooting your own horn when you invented that




(I tried once, but hurt my back)

Ah yes the failed attempts to reach the golden plains of the penis highway. I'm with you brother, it's a pain. That's why I devised a system of hooks and pulleys that allows for far easier access than you would get of your own accord.

I'll send you the schematics if you like, it shouldn't be too costly to install.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Unfortunately, nothing like that in my neck of the woods. We still have to struggle with the shit-burger.
 
i love the jack in the box,i do recall stating that i would kill and take it as payment, no matter what they sell!
 
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