I wouldn't want to piss off this squirrel

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I wouldnt mess with it either!
 

StanScratch

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Ever feed a squirrel jelly beans? Then feed it more the next day? And some more the next day?
That picture is the end result of such an experience, which I lived in college. Fuckers get very pissed if you don't give them their daily dose of sugar.
 
^^^we had squirrels at my college that built their nests out of cigarette butts from the butt can, we used to call them Nicasquirrels...little crackheads they were.
 
Ever feed a squirrel jelly beans? Then feed it more the next day? And some more the next day?
That picture is the end result of such an experience, which I lived in college. Fuckers get very pissed if you don't give them their daily dose of sugar.

I would have guessed that candy corn would been used.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
The reasons jelly beans were used was it was a few weeks after Easter. I think a couple of us when to the local Hills Department store and raided the candy section two days after the holiday, picking up bags upon bags of them.
But, man cannot exist on jelly bean alone, so we started tossing them to the squirrels.
The resulted in the Great BGSU Squirrel War of 1991. After a couple of them got the taste, others around the campus heard and started gathering around our place. Throwing out a couple of jelly beans could result in total chaos.*
But, alas, jelly beans are not eternal and our entertainment was short lived.

*NOTE: No squirrels were actually hurt in this story. We also gave them healthy stuff, like various nuts, crackers and Ramon Noodles.
 
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