I would gladly show my sex-wang to everybody at the airport

[Ike Stain]

I will gladly show my sex-wang to everyone at the airport

it's a thing of beauty, truly, like it was sculpted my Michelangelo (only big) with a perfect single vein, a lovely sapphire blue. But when it come to getting my package handled by another dude, I have to say I'd rather take my chances with the terrorists.

If they're going to keep insisting on genital fondling at the security gate, they could at least serve martinis and let the work be done by a member of the opposite sex.

I mean shit, it they had hot co-eds doing that shit, I'd be at the airport everyday!

 

[lurkingdirk]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/lol-captions-25.jpg?w=500&h=720

 

[Spleen]

I only heard of this porno-scanner thing today, I don't get it...

 

[pete rose]

sex bonar

 

[BlueBalls]

Hmm... maybe I should start hanging out at the airport more than I already do.

I mean once you've experienced the cold and poorly lubed finger of an uncomfortable man in a cheap tie penetrating and exploring ones love hole, how does one go back to their normal existence. It's impossible.

 

[Ike Stain]

I only heard of this porno-scanner thing today, I don't get it...

They scan your genitals with radar and look at them on the video screen.

Like I say, I'd be happy if they projected that shit right up on the wall for everyone to look at, hell, I see it as a bonus.

It's just this guy-on-guy groping I don't like.

 

[LukeEl]

They cut his beard and forced him to eat it.

 

[Ike Stain]

Hot, right?

I want to see how is handles a nice, hairy bush.

 

[vodkazvictim]

You see, I saw this thread, I thought "vain attempt at grabbing attention" and I didn't post.
But to no avail; somebody fed the beast.

 

[Ike Stain]

You see, I saw this thread, I thought "vain attempt at grabbing attention" and I didn't post.
But to no avail; somebody fed the beast.

Actually, I saw it more as a chance to talk about my beautiful sex-wang.

 

[Supafly]

Airport security will be so much fun in the future:

Awesome Event

Wow being exposed as a guy with a small willy, that is evil :1orglaugh

 

[Ike Stain]

Airport security will be so much fun in the future:

Awesome Event

Wow being exposed as a guy with a small willy, that is evil :1orglaugh

Damn, I was hoping they'd show a picture of his small one so I could gloat!

 

[StanScratch]

I've booked more than 3000 flights today, just so I could get my johnson handled by airport security.

 

[Ike Stain]

I've booked more than 3000 flights today, just so I could get my johnson handled by airport security.

Being completely honest here, it wasn't so much getting my special privates handled as the way security guy was moaning ever so softly as he did it.