Hmmmmm… if I had a Bacon Cheeseburger and had committed to add Peanut Butter I’d probably also add Jelly and maybe even some Chili too if I gotta wild hair. Once you get beyond the point of no return it’s hard to FUBAR it. If it don’t taste good you just ain’t high enough.
Well actually the way it worked was like this. I was at a bike function, with food trucks, and there was one that was decorated with WWII bobber/fighter art, and it also happened to be the only one selling burgers. The burger came with peanut butter, and I ordered it without, and the owner, a decent looking, very curvy 30 something came up and said no, you have to try it. I said no, I don't, she said please just try it, if you don't like it, I'll give you another one. I compromised it down to about a 1/4 of the burger, and had her mark it with a toothpick. She waited for me to finish chewing the bite, to which, I found fairly decent, and told her the truth, it was good, but I wouldn't do it again, then told her the rest of it was very good, which it was, and pretty nice sized too. The fries I can't remember, so they must have fallen into the average category. Honestly, with all of the things one can pile on top of a burger, peanut butter isn't the weirdest....but YOU sure as fuck are up there with, that jelly nonsense. For me, it depends on where the burger is coming from, but at home it's usually cheese, mayo, A-1 sauce, pickles and if we have one, a slice of tomato. I'll tell you what is pretty good though, mustard on sloppy joe's.
