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I wanna make sex but ......

hi every body, I have a problem that I need to fuck any girl but I don't know how to get her to the bed ??? please give me some advices to be a sexy man.


yours forever
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
How do you "make sex"? Is there a workbench or something that we can use, because if so, I have totally been going about it the wrong way for a long time.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Raspberry vodka and some rohypnol usually does the trick for me.
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
You can't be a "sexy" man.

You will need to buy a s'ex doll. She will never reject you.
 
Lower your standards a bit. I suggest going out and finding a fat girl to fuck. I good place to start looking is Ohio.

This...

Sometimes, when the pickings are slim, you just gotta man-up and take one for the team, no matter how much it hurts your pride. :1orglaugh
 

PirateKing

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Get a tan
grow a mustache
wear tight clothes
work out extensively
put crazy amounts of hair product in your hair

finally, three words: pop. yo. collah.

You'll look like a tool but the bimbos will come swarming.
 
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