I think it's just the earth shivering...

Better than snipers, right?
 
Conspiracy theorists.....GO!

1) Hillary Clinton is actually testing global warming products and causing the earthquakes.
2) Al Gore paid Hillary Clinton to test to keep his name out of any spotlight about it all.
3) Bill Clinton is actually banging a broad from one of the places and the earthquake is actually a warning of his wife coming into town. He shows up beforehand to make sure it is safe from sniper fire, because he loves his wife dearly.
4) It's neocons.
5) It's neolibs.
6) 2012.
7) It's the world reacting when FreeOnes members stamp their feet in impatient when they come across constant 404s, 503s, server is busy, and/or double posts.
8) :cthulhu:
9) Islamic terrorists.
10) The morbidly obese problem across the world. Each time they take a step the earth quakes.
 
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