Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
After the upside-down volcano stopped erupting I saw I was on my last roll of toilet paper and had to count and calculate just how many wipes I would need seeing how many squares I could use for each wipe. I had to wring the taint hairs out first with 4 squares folded over twice but then had enough paper to wipe myself 4 times using 3 squares folded over three times on each wipe. The tips of my fingers turned beige and smelled but I washed my hands good with hot water then got back to bed at 5:52AM.
